Liberals Surrender to the Awesome Power of Conservative Sexiness – IOTW Report

Liberals Surrender to the Awesome Power of Conservative Sexiness

It’s pretty obvious to anyone paying attention that the future belongs to conservatives – after all, it’s we conservatives who are reproducing. And the liberals? Well, just look at them. They make the gang at The Weekly Standard look butch.

Nearly buried beneath all the stupidity of the last week was a delightful admission by a young progressive woman that if you’re lookin’ for lovin’ you shouldn’t bother looking to your left. In Glamour magazine, which apparently still exists for some reason, lib scribbler Korey Lane, if that is her real name, confessed that “ I Can’t Stop Hooking Up With Trump Supporters.” Of course she can’t – once you go red, you won’t stop ‘til you’re dead.

Um, it’s #science. You don’t hate #science, do you?

Look, it’s pretty clear that women naturally respond to men whose idea of initiating a romantic encounter doesn’t involve crying or abject, craven apologies for bearing the biological hallmarks of manhood. But that’s what liberal women have sculpted out of the already soft clay of liberal males. Their coastal elitist mommies and daddies, or other mommies, plop them down in some leftist college where the pierced and piercing fascist feminists get to work on them. These shrill harridans, aided and abetted by university administrators who have volunteered to go full Theon, then commence to mercilessly nag the poor femboys about toxic masculinity and accuse them of imposing patriarchy – as if these weenies could ever impose any kind of –archy on anyone. Pretty soon, these broken-spirited biomales have renounced their manly heritage and are sipping Chuck Shaw chardonnay spritzers and adopting cats.  the rest 

11 Comments on Liberals Surrender to the Awesome Power of Conservative Sexiness

  1. Women are turned on by power full men either physically, financially, or a powerful personality b/c women are nesting creatures. They want SECURITY. They want to be taken care of. Liberals know this, that’s why the substitute government for security.

    But down in their D.N.A., they love men who take charge, and kick ass.

    Women want to TALK to the Mike Ferrell man-ginas of the world, but they want to be bedded by the John Cena’s of the world.

  2. PENTHOUSE LETTERS from Glamour magazine are written by professional WRITERS, not some chick confessing from facebook. So, be careful about what ANY of these soft-porn smut magazines say.

    Writer’s MAD Lib Template: I can’t believe I’m writing this, as it’s my first time, and I am 100% __________ (opposite of the person she met) and would never think of doing something like this, but for some reason, I am attracted to __________! (my opposition) At first I was completely turned off, even a sworn enemy, (affirm political activist credentials) but I just could not help myself, it’s so wrong it’s right. So I met “____”(name) at a __________(obscure and trendy place no one has ever heard of to sound eclectic, with upper-class tastes) and we got through the usual abhorrence we had towards each other,(I put up a good fight at least! Don’t blame me!) and yadda yadda yadda, I woke up in his bed the next morning with him giving me fresh-ground Arabica bean coffee, as he was a barista in college! I was totally surprised by this thing that men don’t usually do but since this is a woman’s fantasy, I thought I’d include it to make it more readable! After his deep-tissue massage and pedicure, that afternoon, we did something together that was also unique, upper-class, and expensive like flying around in his private plane to his villa in wine country to have lunch with his immigrant parents from Sicily. That’s unique isn’t dear reader?

    Every bit of media is FRAUDULENT people. C’mon, wake up.

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