I’m sure Tom Hanks is proud of his little “gangsta.”
Howard Stern has been making fun of Tom Hanks’ wannabe gangsta rappin’ son, Chet Haze (Chester Hanks.) So Chet took to Twitter (how gangsta) to call Stern out.
That message then led to a barrage of tweets from Chet, whose legal name is Chester Hanks, that were all later deleted but tracked by numerous media sites.“Let me come up on your show bitch,” he wrote. “Come catch this fade … have me live on the air and we can go pound for pound see who looks like the fool… easy to talk s–t in a closed off room… have me up there in the studio with you let’s give the [people] what they want.”
The tweets went on to become more threatening. “Do you have any idea how badly I am going to assault you when I see you… You can’t run from me forever knock knees… Listen. One day, maybe tomorrow, maybe 10 years from now, I am going to see you in person, and I am going to hurt you,” he wrote. “I hope you travel with security!!! PLEASE have me on the show… it’s a shame you don’t hang in the same circles as my family (not enough bread for that) cuz if you did I woulda already seen u.”
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TrueNews posted this picture of Haze and Stern.
If Chet wasn’t so a low IQ debater he could point out the irony of Stern calling him a “wigger” while utilizing the Black Power logo for his radio show.
I never thought it was possible, but SOMEONE actually makes Stern not look like either a sleaze or a douche…Hanks is a real bottom feeder!
Oooh scaaaaary! lolol
Forrest Chump
Life is Like a Box of *Douchebags
* Used.
The Hanks kid sounds like a pussy. Men with real skills don’t go around talking tough.
Keep it classy, Hanks!
Too funny! Thanks for the laughs.
ok so someone has to say it. go ahead and pull those triggers! First off If those are real 45s, your grip is way to weak and most likely you would miss and just get a serious wrist strain but of course if you did hit, well look where the guns are pointing. yeah you bad
or howard could point out that his daddy got his start wearing a dress! LMAO
One must be a pretty deeply shoved enema nozzle to make Stern appear sympathetic.
Kind of light skinned to be talking that way. Was he raised Black, or is he just stupid or sumpthin?
Isn’t limousine liberal Tom Hanks a gun control idiot? Oh, that’s right, rules don’t apply to his or Hugo Chavez’s kids
Tom must be so proud.
Well, ya can’t win every time. Tom Hanks’ other son, Colin, is at least as good an actor as his dad. I saw him in an episode of DEXTER and he played a convincing nutcase out to destroy the world. In fact he has a wife and two kids.
Isn’t the black power logo a LEFT hand?
They should shoot it out. Settle it like men. Hopefully they both parish slowly in a hail of un properly aimed lead projectiles. If we get lucky Tom will get caught in the middle trying to break it up.
10 paces. Turn and fire.
Whatever weapons each chooses.
No more than 2 each.
May the better man die last.
Chet Haze bad ass rap specimen YO!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WJs9FWHkdLI
“Are you crying? There’s no crying in gangsta rap!”
To talk like that, his face needs some Shineola
Wow, Chester Cheetah. Ain’t white guilt da shit?
How embarrassing.
O’l Chester is the sound of one douchebag sloshing.
Shee-it, flip. CHEE-TOS! And it’s almost dinnertime.
Tom Hanks deserves this douche bag of a son after doing an Obama commercial in 2012………..screw em all!!!
Boobie The Rocket Dog. Colin’s documentary about Tower Records just premiered. It sounds fascinating.
No matter how hard one tries, you can’t be a thug when your birth name is “Chester.” (Snicker…snicker)
Here. I got a rap song for ya white BOYYYYYYYYY!!!
“Chestah. Chestah.
You’re a child molestah
YO.” (fold arms)
Boobie, should I have referenced Cheetah Chrome instead? ; )
What a maroon!
“…it’s a shame you don’t hang in the same circles as my family (not enough bread for that)…”
FWIW, Stern is worth $550 Million. Annual income $95 million.
Chet’s old man is worth $350 Million.
Plus, Howard’s got a smokin’ hot wife.
This punk is just pathetic, and probably jealous.
http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/howard-stern-net-worth/
Looks like Mr Hanky went off half cocked.
Around here we call that a shart…
Vanilla Lice….
We outlawed dueling too soon.
wow, chester is livin’ large off the rich white man …. maybe he’ll make it as a “gagster” rapper if daddy pays for it all.
@ flip- I don’t have a bag handy, but I seem to recall that the mascot of Chee-Tos is Chester Cheetah. His picture is on the back of the bag.
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Cheetos+Cheetah&FORM=RSRIMG
life is like a box of chocolates. No one wants the dark ones.
Why did I get kicked off Twitter for offering to kick a guy in the teeth?
Can you really get kicked off Twitter for that shit? I guess I won’t bother. Is Pinko still allowed on there?