25 Comments on Looking forward to a nice, quiet Thanksgiving
When tryptophan isn’t enough.
Have to settle for College Basketball on TV instead of NFL-haters games.
“Hey, let’s play a game of Euchre. What’ll the trump cards be?”
“Trump!!!… You bastard!!!!… (sob!)…. *slam*”
“Fuck.”
I have my 3 wonderful grandkids coming over so it will be anything but quiet! I look so forward to it!
Mmmmmm … NyQuil …….
So hilarious!
(Thanks for the idea.)
Good idea. Can we find a way to get it into the first course?
They oughta make cranberry Nyquil…
Mmmmm. Is that a homemade crust?
Even though I have a new wife and inherited a family (3 kids, 5 grandkids & one great-grand daughter) Mrs. M. and I decided, since this is our “honeymoon year” we are leaving the family to their own devices and the two of us have booked a room for several days at an Ohio State Park Lodge where they have a fantastic dining room and feature a Thanksgiving buffet! No muss, no fuss, no dishwashing.
“Stay away from the cities; stay away from the town,
Stay away from the man pushin’ codeine around,
Stay away from the stores where the remedy is fine,
For better your pain than be caught on cod’ine”
@Mr. Mxyzptlk. Do provide the cabin # so IOTW-ers can drop by in case y’all get lonely 😜
Seriously, congrats. I wish you & your bride many more years of happiness!
My daddy designed that Nyquil bottle and label! RIP favorite Dad.
No family, just Honey Baked Ham and compound set up by the hub for a picnic on the beach. Oh, and little Higgins, too!
@Mr. Mxyzptlk, so happy for you — enjoy your honeymoon-year Thanksgiving!
We will have a full house, but thankfully, everyone in my clan is conservative. Doesn’t mean we always agree, but we certainly have fun discussing and debating, and nobody ever shrieks, “Racist, sexist, homophobe, xenophobe, blah, blah, blah….”
Love it! My daddy designed the Nyquil bottle and label! RIP my best bud!
No family, so Honey Baked turkey and green bean casserole on the beach w/the hub and little Mr. Higgins! Can’t wait!
“Grandma, this pie tastes funny.”
“Eat up sweetheart. It’s good for me…I mean you.”
Anonymous- That’s awesome. What a great reminder of your dad that is. He’s everywhere! 😀
Wish I’d thought of this back when the Libtard family members were still coming to Thanksgiving dinners….
I guess the designer of the NyQuil bottle really IS anonymous.
My first Thanksgiving since moving back home. Having some of the unattached siblings over. Sis is bringing the duck, bro is bringing the pie and I will provide the vegetables. We will play games, tell stories and laugh. We will all go visit Mom and continue to tell stories and laugh.
Ahhhh, home!
First Thanksgiving with mom in a nursing home, so hubs, my dad & I will eat with her at noon. Then another dinner later at daughter & son-in-law’s who are doing all the cooking & cleaning up. Win! Son is law enforcement and has to work. You do what you have to do.
I haven’t had a real well made cherry pie since the 60’s,
(real cherries not that can crap)
Nyquil not needed for us….all happy Trump supporters in our home…..and lots of champagne!!!!
Yessssss, we are going to a hotel buffet that has ridiculous amounts and varieties of food.
I’ve been debating on bringing a wheel chair so wifey can wheel me out, lol.
When tryptophan isn’t enough.
Have to settle for College Basketball on TV instead of NFL-haters games.
“Hey, let’s play a game of Euchre. What’ll the trump cards be?”
“Trump!!!… You bastard!!!!… (sob!)…. *slam*”
“Fuck.”
I have my 3 wonderful grandkids coming over so it will be anything but quiet! I look so forward to it!
Mmmmmm … NyQuil …….
So hilarious!
(Thanks for the idea.)
Good idea. Can we find a way to get it into the first course?
They oughta make cranberry Nyquil…
Mmmmm. Is that a homemade crust?
Even though I have a new wife and inherited a family (3 kids, 5 grandkids & one great-grand daughter) Mrs. M. and I decided, since this is our “honeymoon year” we are leaving the family to their own devices and the two of us have booked a room for several days at an Ohio State Park Lodge where they have a fantastic dining room and feature a Thanksgiving buffet! No muss, no fuss, no dishwashing.
For the younger ones …. Buffy Sainte Marie – Cod’ine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3bfqlTCHZk
(note: fingernails upon strings)
“Stay away from the cities; stay away from the town,
Stay away from the man pushin’ codeine around,
Stay away from the stores where the remedy is fine,
For better your pain than be caught on cod’ine”
@Mr. Mxyzptlk. Do provide the cabin # so IOTW-ers can drop by in case y’all get lonely 😜
Seriously, congrats. I wish you & your bride many more years of happiness!
My daddy designed that Nyquil bottle and label! RIP favorite Dad.
No family, just Honey Baked Ham and compound set up by the hub for a picnic on the beach. Oh, and little Higgins, too!
@Mr. Mxyzptlk, so happy for you — enjoy your honeymoon-year Thanksgiving!
We will have a full house, but thankfully, everyone in my clan is conservative. Doesn’t mean we always agree, but we certainly have fun discussing and debating, and nobody ever shrieks, “Racist, sexist, homophobe, xenophobe, blah, blah, blah….”
Love it! My daddy designed the Nyquil bottle and label! RIP my best bud!
No family, so Honey Baked turkey and green bean casserole on the beach w/the hub and little Mr. Higgins! Can’t wait!
Hey you lazy bastiges. Pringles has a whole thanksgiving meal for you, including turkey flavored chips, stuffing. The works. https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/nation-now/2017/11/18/pringles-creates-thanksgiving-feast-flavored-chips-yes-theres-even-pumpkin-pie/869179001/
Then serve the NyQuil pie and you’re all set.
“Grandma, this pie tastes funny.”
“Eat up sweetheart. It’s good for me…I mean you.”
Anonymous- That’s awesome. What a great reminder of your dad that is. He’s everywhere! 😀
Wish I’d thought of this back when the Libtard family members were still coming to Thanksgiving dinners….
I guess the designer of the NyQuil bottle really IS anonymous.
My first Thanksgiving since moving back home. Having some of the unattached siblings over. Sis is bringing the duck, bro is bringing the pie and I will provide the vegetables. We will play games, tell stories and laugh. We will all go visit Mom and continue to tell stories and laugh.
Ahhhh, home!
First Thanksgiving with mom in a nursing home, so hubs, my dad & I will eat with her at noon. Then another dinner later at daughter & son-in-law’s who are doing all the cooking & cleaning up. Win! Son is law enforcement and has to work. You do what you have to do.
I haven’t had a real well made cherry pie since the 60’s,
(real cherries not that can crap)
Nyquil not needed for us….all happy Trump supporters in our home…..and lots of champagne!!!!
Yessssss, we are going to a hotel buffet that has ridiculous amounts and varieties of food.
I’ve been debating on bringing a wheel chair so wifey can wheel me out, lol.