KFI: Lousiana police arrested a woman who broke into a home and decided to fix a plate of food and settle in for a relaxing bath. The homeowner called police after she found the naked intruder sitting in her bathtub eating a plate of Cheetos when she returned home from work.
According to the Star-Telegram, the responding officer wrote that he discovered “a full tub of water and a plate of food along with half-eaten Cheetos belonging to the victim on the toilet next to the tub.” MORE
Who needs fiction when truth is super weird as it is?
Any pics?
Oh shit.
Maybe she was planning to interview Obama.
from the looks of her they weren’t the flamin hot cheetos. but i don’t need any pics of her, it’s bad enough someone supplied the pic of her they did, now i can’t unsee it and i’m getting violently ill because if that pic. thank you
Louisiana, heh. And you L48 types think Alaska is weird. LOL.
The first time I talked to God, I was walkin’ down the street, eatin’ a tuna fish sammich.–Richard Pryor
Burglar found in U.K. bath not two weeks ago, mate.
“He ate me crisps, had five rounds of corned beef and sauce, ate a jar of pickles, had two ice creams and a can of coke,” the homeowner told the BBC.
It’s an epidemic
Do she have a sista named Katrina?
Is it racist to know the colour, without looking?™
“Dem cheta’s be stale bro,” she replied while being booked.
I seen some weird %HIT in
southern Louseyana.Inbreds
down there standing in the middle
of Hyw.#23 going wwwaaaayy down to
Venice very near the mouth of the Missisp
at 3 A.M. white rubber shrimper’s boots,
head cocked sideways and drooling.
Reminds me of GloZell Green and the Queef-N-Chief…
Meth or genetics?
Cheetos can leave a heck of a bathtub ring….
I would have to gut the bathroom and completely renovate it. There‘s not enough Lysol and bleach to clean the bathroom after that violation of a home.
I’m surprised that this occurance wasn’t in Florida or California
Mmmmmm …….. Cheetos …………
good wid i-scream, two ……….