Lurch 2020 – IOTW Report

Lurch 2020

Be still, my heart! Latest Dem to show interest in 2020 reveals the dreadful empty bench.

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There are so many possible delights ahead for partisans of President Trump as the remaining Democrats with a plausible claim to national standing sort themselves out for the nomination race for 2020.  But for sheer entertainment value, this would be hard to top.

Anna Giartelli of the Examiner reports:

Former Secretary of State John Kerry has not ruled out running for president again in 2020, according to a new interview.

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27 Comments on Lurch 2020

  1. As the very unfunny comedian asstard, Stephen Colbert, dared Donald
    Trump when he announced for the Presidency, said: DO IT, DO IT! And they all laughed uproariously.
    Go ahead Kerry, DO IT, Just DO IT! Hee, hee. hee.

  2. For 40 years that bastard Kerry has continuously tried to tear down this country in order to place himself in a position of power and influence. A genuine POS. Donald Trump on the other hand has been long recognized for his ability to create buildings, businesses, and jobs and grudgingly ran for president because he sees the need for a patriot to lead our country. I think I like Donald Trump’s chances.

  3. Cher. Bono. Madonna. Sting. Lurch.
    Famous one name celebrities that everyone recognizes immediately.
    The fact this truly treasonous person is a leader of the Democrat Party is proof the party as a whole is anti-American

  4. The democRats are on the right track to lose with Monsieur Jon Gigolo Goodhair, the Flip-Flopping, Not-so-Swift-Boat, Medal-Tossing Moisturizing Metrosexual Moron, Don’t You Know Who I Am, Live-Shot, Cabana-Boy, Globull-Warming precognitive meteorologist, and Politically Correct, Easter Island fashion model with Churchill Downs Syndrome living off his second wife’s first husband’s fortune who couldn’t pour the p!ss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel, along with Pocahotmess: She Who Hunts At Whole Foods famous for that country song: A Girl Named Sioux!

  5. I am almost tempted to donate to Lurch’s candidacy just to make sure the arrogant jackhole runs. Almost tempted. Not quite there, but sorta considering it, ya know, thinking about it like I think about getting a tattoo of Michelle Obama on my ass.

  6. I can only imagine the gruesome surgical transformation his already hideously misshapen face would undergo, should he throw his top hat in the ring. He’ll end up looking like one of those peat bog mummies. But he will have perfect hair and he will devastate Trump with it. I guess that’s the plan.

  7. I doubt Lurch will be a contender. He might sit up there in the beginning to try and spread some of his elitism to temper the hardcore nazis like Warren. But he will fail to resonate almost instantly.

    I predict the left won’t even have a primary race. They will instead protest for the biggest gayest globalist ecogoof that they can get through rioting, looting and chanting.

  8. @OpenTheDoor – First of all, I’m Scottish, which pisses off the Irish side of the family, but that’s OK. So it’s more like a well lubricated brogue of a drunken Scotchman at a Celtic Festival, and as we all know, if it’s not Scottish it’s CRAP!
    Enjoy yer hagis man! {|;>)

  9. Huh! Kelly Ann Conway, a White House advisor gets dragged into an ethics investigation for mentioning Ivanka Trump products. Meanwhile back in his Sec State days, Lurch is seen at a bicycle -riding photo op wearing Lycra cycling shorts emblazoned with “Garmin” (see photos on the linked article). Wasn’t that a clear violation of the same rule?

  10. Recall the democrat Presidential candidates of late:
    Edwards, Biden, Lurch, Hillary, Sanders, Kucinich(!), Warren, Howard Dean(!!), Revrump Al Sharpton(!!!), AlGore, Gary Hart, Jesse Jackson…… omg, listing them makes it even worse. This group needs a therapist, not the reins of power. Not one of them loves this country more than themselves.

    Could any one of this jokers done good for the country?!
    Hopeful now that we’ve gotten Trump, the swamp will be drained and our politics will be powerwashed and detailed anew.

  11. Lurch should be very very careful about stepping up on the political platform a second time. If he thought he was Swift Boated before, next time he would be arrested for treasonable actions taken while an active duty Navy officer during the VietNam era.
    Look up (I hesitate to say “google” any more. “Bing”, maybe?); Kerry, Vietnam, Paris.

  12. Didn’t Jimmah Carta commute and pardon a lot of the Vietnam war protestors, draft dodgers and others who emigrated to Canada and Sweden to avoid the draft. I wonder if John effin Kerry was one whose sentence was commuted we don’t know anything about it. To me his actions while as a Navy Office albeit in the reserves during the peace talks in Paris constitute treason.

  13. By then Kerry might have his full DD214 released. 16 years after promising to do so.

    In 2020 there won’t be a need for another Swift Boat Veterans for Truth. A Swift Dinghy should suffice.

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