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President of France Sent Severed Finger from ‘Living Human’ in the Mail
Western Journal:
French President Emmanuel Macron received a severed fingertip by mail, according to reports from local media.
The chopped-off body part arrived at the French presidential palace, the Élysée, on Monday, French outlet Valeurs Actuelles reported.
Reports of the mailed body part were confirmed by the Paris Public Prosecutor’s Office on Thursday, according to the Belgian newspaper The Brussels Times.
The finger was first stored in a refrigerator used by police to keep snacks before being recovered by police for further investigation, a security source told Valuers Actuelles. MORE
Would the Paris Police keep a severed human head in their snack fridge? Just wondering.
There should be limits, I think.
Huh. Fingers are (or ought to be) pretty hard to come by. Severed penises, on the other (unmutilated) hand are a dime a dozen these days.
Should have sent him Obama’s dick. (The postage would be cheaper, because of the tiny size.)
Stoopid Fing Frogs. I’ll bet it was a trigger finger.
Oh, they’ll find the owner of that finger. They’ll put their best security people on it because it’ll be in their “purview” and they’ll let everybody know when they’re done with their investigation I’m sure.
Whack Job after Visiting the Van Gogh section of Le Louvre.
Look for a guy selling a painting called “Self Portrait” where his hand is bandaged.
They’ve assigned Inspector Clouseau to head up the investigation.
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
Zut alors! Ze have given me ze fingre!
…it takes Biden Secret Service levels of incompetence to not be able to get a FINGERPRINT in this situation…
…and while there are challenges to getting a good fingerprint from a dead finger, there are forensic methods available even if it’s been dead awhile, but it requres work and stuff which isn’t the Communist forte at all…
https://www.sciencedirect.com/book/9780323266178/postmortem-fingerprinting-and-unidentified-human-remains
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30025161/
…so this is a wonderful piece of evidence that should make the sender (or his victim) as clear as the white stain under Hunter Biden’s nose. If they can’t find out either they are completely incompetent or they do not WANT to find out.
Pretty much the two standards of the Western world’s governance these days.
Better a severed finger than a severed horse or human head.
“Macron Gets The Finger”
Or did Macron get the French Tickler?
Now he can pick his nose without messing up his fingers ……
Inspectuer Tuclose of the French Gendarmes in an interview with the foreign press: “Sacre Bleu. Eet ees a meestairy. We do not know today ze owner of ze finguere which the idjuet has by post sent to M. Macron to yesterday.