KitsapSun: PORT ORCHARD — A man who accused his wife of cheating on him was charged Tuesday in Kitsap District Court with assault for dousing the woman’s eyes and face with hot sauce while she slept.
The Kitsap County sheriff’s deputy who went Monday night to the Port Orchard apartment said there was a strong odor of hot sauce in the apartment, according to court documents. The woman said she and her husband, 49, had been arguing over his accusations of infidelity, and she fell asleep on the couch. MORE
I hope that he also covered her in chili gravy and Colby-Jack cheese.
I had to know. This occurred in the state of Washington.
Oh, so that’s why Hillary carries a bottle in her purse. It’s a weapon of self-defense against that vast right-wing conspiracy,
At least he didn’t use the Aztec punishment for infidelity. A habanero up the _____.
@GFY
It keeps Huma in line.
cfm990,
(OUCH!)
She sounds like a well seasoned woman.
So, any names? The perp wouldn’t be a muslim man without any handy hydrochloric acid in the house, would he?
Eleanor used to douche with TABASCO® on Thursdays.
She and her girlfriend called that “Mexican Night.”