KFI: A man from Danville, KY says he was kicked out JACK Casino in Cincinnati after being accused of pooping his pants.
A casino spokesperson said three customers saw the man, who wants to be known as “Tyler,” throwing out his underwear. They also complained that he smelled. MORE
NOW THAT IS A TRUE GAMBLING ADDICTION!!
I’M ON A ROLL!! I’LL JUST STORE IT FOR NOW AND DUMP IT LATER!!
DEAL!!
Damn, he was so close to a royal flush.
Yeah well, it’s all shits and grins, until someone shits and grins.
I read the story and still have no idea what really happened.
I assume this was at the Craps Table?
How do you hide a deuce in your pants? You’d think the smell alone would be a dead give away. Either that or the guy just has really bad gas. If it were a library or other public building some court somewhere would he say he has a right to soil himself and stink real bad and that there’s nothing you can do about it.
I told him to avoid the buffet. That food flies through your system with explosive results.
Obviously his nickname is Stinky.
Did they do the “poop walk” through the casino?
What a loser looser.
Apparently, he thought the other players wanted to see the flop.
I want to see the video evidence and the alleged underwear he threw away.
If the man didn’t shit, you must acquit!
This story reminds me of Al Roker’s visit to and accident in the White House.
That’s A Shitty Story if Iv’e Ever Heard One !
Just a fart with a lump in it.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DH97FnIUQAAQgIg.jpg
Couldn’t believe this image was hosted at PBS. Yeah, America dodged a bullet in November.
I took my 16 week old and 22lb lab to the vet the other day. Our normal vet, he’s 40 miles away. I used the old Jeep, put the seats down, it’s a rolling dog kennel.
She threw up twice and after an extended frolic in the grass she dropped a deuce. I had exactly 3 McDonald’s napkins and when she shits, she makes circles. Puke and shit everywhere!
Best part though, my kid wanted to go get his driver’s license that afternoon. Okay buddy, but you got a problem that needs fixing with the Jeep.
Major Mal Function: Spot on, so to speak!
Impressive! 16 week old ready for a drivers license and a circle shitter dog? 🤣
At least we know he wasn’t muslime = he was wearing underwear.
It’s because he won. Carnivals will do the same thing.
Major, it’s not as bad as it looks.
It’s far worse.
He had shit hands all evening.