A Colombian man was arrested for attempting to smuggle cocaine worth thousands under his toupee, officials announced on Monday.
The suspect was caught before taking a flight to Amsterdam from Cartagena’s Rafael Nunez International Airport, according to Reuters and Sky News.
“This individual is profiled by one of our experts and subjected to the procedure,” Gelver Yecid Pena Araque for the Metropolitan Police of Cartagena said in a statement translated by Reuters.
“There, through the scanner and a body search, the wig was found, which contained more than 220 grams of cocaine that he intended to take to this country [Amsterdam] and with this, criminal profits got hit,” he continued. more here
And now, there will be hell toupee for his criminality!
Toupee?
That’s a hair hat!
Stupid coke-head.
Toupee or not toupee, that is the question!
This guy could fit even more under his:
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There there are these idiots:
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Jethro- ROTFLMAO
Years ago, my mom had a doctor who had such a horrible looking toupee. It wasn’t ratty, but it looked like he ripped a section of fur off an innocent curly little lamb and affixed it to his head. Worse, the hair on the bottom third of his head was straight.
He was a nice man, but how do you take somebody like that seriously enough to give you medical advice??? I think his last name was Shepherd. I think. LOL
Your hair looks like schudaben. Schudaben? Yeah, schudaben on a dog’s ass.
Jim Trafficant would have a thing or two to say about this
“Rafael, how do you want to transport the coke”? asked his friend.
Rafael: “Nothing comes to mind off the top of my head…”
And thus was born the idea.
What a hare-brained scheme.
He’ll be locked up for years.
That sure is a high price toupee.
Imagine what nastiness Sheila Jackson Lee and Maxine Waters are hiding under theirs??
I needed to see a pic of that toupee….in my mind I was envisioning something like a big fur hat.
Jethro….the guy with the micro-fiber mop on his head cracked me up. I can’t tell real from joke anymore.