…also, on the subject of icthyan reasons NOT to swim in the Amazon, there’s a tiny catfish said to swim up a man’s penis that, due to it’s spines, can only be removed surgically…
If it weren’t for bad luck, I’d have no luck at all.
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I SAID YOUR TIME IS UP.
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If only we could get Biden, Pelosi, Soros, Schumer, and some others there …
izlamo delenda est …
6
Could be worse: being held as a political prisoner in Pelosi’s jail, WITHOUT due process or human rights!
Pelosi’s D.C. jail sounds like all the horror stories of Turkish prisons and justice.
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Many people make bad choices, take the untested jab, and fishing in a boat where piranhas live. Same unseen danger lurking just below the surface that just might end badly.
3
Ok Brazil is off the travel list along with Africa and Australia.
Everything in Brazil, Africa, and Australia can and will kill you.
That would make for an interesting thread for Fur, which critter came closest to termination of your existence?
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“The man’s face and other body parts were destroyed by the firefighter who performed the rescue,”
Damn. So if it wasn’t bees or piranhas the firefighters will finish you off…tough country.
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out of the frying pan and into the fire
It just wasnt his day.
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He ran from the sting and jumped into the chomp!
3
“I don’t have to swim faster then the piranhas, I just have to swim faster then YOU!”
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Ferd Berfle
NOVEMBER 6, 2021 AT 12:55 PM
“The man’s face and other body parts were destroyed by the firefighter who performed the rescue,”
TIME…UP.
NOW!!!
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Ferd Berfle
NOVEMBER 6, 2021 AT 12:55 PM
“The man’s face and other body parts were destroyed by the firefighter who performed the rescue,”
…this DOES make me want a li’l peek at a Brazilian Fire Training Manual, specifically the chapter on River Rescue, because U.S. training didn’t usually suggest using pointy things for, uh, “Rescues”…
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If you eat a piranha that eats a dude, is it cannibalism or no?
It doesn’t come up too often, just curious…
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In Russia, you eat the piranha or the piranha eats you.
In this country you get nibbled to death by ducks
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SHIT HOLE COUNTRY
Yes it could be worse, by being chew by Kamala.
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@SNS — Let’s look at your cannibalism question by analogy…
Since eating a nice juicy rib eye steak doesn’t make you a vegetarian even though cattle are total herbivores, then eating a human flesh eating piranha doesn’t make you a cannibal. Pass the tartar sauce!
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Uncle Al ʘ #FJB
NOVEMBER 6, 2021 AT 2:20 PM
But would it still make sense to pair your piranha with fava beans and a nice Chianti?
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Killer Bees, AKA Africanized Bees.
A bad science fiction movie come true. They tried crossbreeding regular European honey bees with African honey bees in a lab. Turned out they didn’t produce as much honey and are very hostile. They escaped into the wild, and the rest is history.
Man’s attempts to nudge nature have failed spectacularly over the years.
What could possibly go wrong with all their plans for “climate change”? Is Gates still scheming to shade the Earth from that nasty life-giving Sun?
I am curious what kind of rescue techniques are taught in firefighter school down there. Chainsaws and pick axes?
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The bees aren’t looking so bad, now, are they?
1
I remember my jet ski quit on the lake and I washed up on a beach full of bikini models. Those women chased me around yelling “Take me you Adonis, marry me you super stud!”I had to abandon the jet ski and swim for my life. The hickeys and scratches from them tearing at my swim trunks was truly frightening I tell ya. Glad I made it out alive.
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Any bikini models we know?
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@SNS – umm, speechless, but I will never go fishing in a river that has piranha. You just ruined 30% of my retirement. I hate you. Well, maybe not. I cannot and will not deride your service 😀
What a way to go.
Could be worse.
Could be PARTLY eaten.
https://iotwreport.com/testicle-biting-fish-invading-denmark/
…also, on the subject of icthyan reasons NOT to swim in the Amazon, there’s a tiny catfish said to swim up a man’s penis that, due to it’s spines, can only be removed surgically…
https://futurism.com/fact-or-fiction-the-urethra-invading-fish
He should have gone into the office that morning.
If it weren’t for bad luck, I’d have no luck at all.
I SAID YOUR TIME IS UP.
If only we could get Biden, Pelosi, Soros, Schumer, and some others there …
izlamo delenda est …
Could be worse: being held as a political prisoner in Pelosi’s jail, WITHOUT due process or human rights!
Pelosi’s D.C. jail sounds like all the horror stories of Turkish prisons and justice.
Many people make bad choices, take the untested jab, and fishing in a boat where piranhas live. Same unseen danger lurking just below the surface that just might end badly.
Ok Brazil is off the travel list along with Africa and Australia.
Everything in Brazil, Africa, and Australia can and will kill you.
That would make for an interesting thread for Fur, which critter came closest to termination of your existence?
“The man’s face and other body parts were destroyed by the firefighter who performed the rescue,”
Damn. So if it wasn’t bees or piranhas the firefighters will finish you off…tough country.
out of the frying pan and into the fire
It just wasnt his day.
He ran from the sting and jumped into the chomp!
“I don’t have to swim faster then the piranhas, I just have to swim faster then YOU!”
Ferd Berfle
NOVEMBER 6, 2021 AT 12:55 PM
“The man’s face and other body parts were destroyed by the firefighter who performed the rescue,”
TIME…UP.
NOW!!!
Ferd Berfle
NOVEMBER 6, 2021 AT 12:55 PM
“The man’s face and other body parts were destroyed by the firefighter who performed the rescue,”
…this DOES make me want a li’l peek at a Brazilian Fire Training Manual, specifically the chapter on River Rescue, because U.S. training didn’t usually suggest using pointy things for, uh, “Rescues”…
If you eat a piranha that eats a dude, is it cannibalism or no?
It doesn’t come up too often, just curious…
In Russia, you eat the piranha or the piranha eats you.
In this country you get nibbled to death by ducks
SHIT HOLE COUNTRY
Yes it could be worse, by being chew by Kamala.
@SNS — Let’s look at your cannibalism question by analogy…
Since eating a nice juicy rib eye steak doesn’t make you a vegetarian even though cattle are total herbivores, then eating a human flesh eating piranha doesn’t make you a cannibal. Pass the tartar sauce!
Uncle Al ʘ #FJB
NOVEMBER 6, 2021 AT 2:20 PM
But would it still make sense to pair your piranha with fava beans and a nice Chianti?
Killer Bees, AKA Africanized Bees.
A bad science fiction movie come true. They tried crossbreeding regular European honey bees with African honey bees in a lab. Turned out they didn’t produce as much honey and are very hostile. They escaped into the wild, and the rest is history.
Man’s attempts to nudge nature have failed spectacularly over the years.
What could possibly go wrong with all their plans for “climate change”? Is Gates still scheming to shade the Earth from that nasty life-giving Sun?
I am curious what kind of rescue techniques are taught in firefighter school down there. Chainsaws and pick axes?
The bees aren’t looking so bad, now, are they?
I remember my jet ski quit on the lake and I washed up on a beach full of bikini models. Those women chased me around yelling “Take me you Adonis, marry me you super stud!”I had to abandon the jet ski and swim for my life. The hickeys and scratches from them tearing at my swim trunks was truly frightening I tell ya. Glad I made it out alive.
Any bikini models we know?
@SNS – umm, speechless, but I will never go fishing in a river that has piranha. You just ruined 30% of my retirement. I hate you. Well, maybe not. I cannot and will not deride your service 😀