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Man seeks advice on how to stop his pet Parrot from ‘deadnaming’ his brother

Friday, 17 December 2021, 8:00 MJA Uncategorized 21

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  2. The bird calls it, like it is.
    Well done bird, well done.
    Don’t let them change you.
    You know that you are right.
    Stick with your convictions.
    Drive that fruit-loop fucking crazy.

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  4. I see a little satire building. The parrot keeps calling the guy by his “deadname” until one day the guy snaps and puts a gun to his head and pulls the trigger. Then the parrot hops down on his limp body and squawks out the dead guys new chosen name.

    the end

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  5. I had a Wealthy South African couple that I used to do HVAC work for. (home, cottage, business)
    He was a complete Rude Prick, but She was a Very Nice person who would always offer cold water, a sandwich, Coffee etc. They had 5 Huge Parrots/Cockatoo’s etc.

    They Divorced when she caught him Plowing the secretary.

    There was a custody dispute for the Big Red One, otherwise they each kept 2 Birds. I was working there one day when she said, “Watch This.”
    She walked up to the bird with the treats, happily say “Asshole, Asshole” and give “Red” the piece of fruit. The bird would repeat perfectly and Loud.
    She tells me,
    “I know I eventually have to give this bird up, but I’m teaching him a few new Tricks.”

    She was fantastic, and is still doing well without “the Asshole”

    Cheers Anita!

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  6. I worked with a negro guy named Francis who had formerly worked on a farm in Benedict, MD. He said that every time he got near the farmhouse the parrot would shriek “Bill! Nigger coming! Nigger coming!” So, of course, he went by the house every chance he got.
    He said he wished he could have strangled that fukkin bird.

    mortem tyrannis
    izlamo delenda est …

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  9. Tim – FJB December 17, 2021 at 8:16 am

    Parrots are notoriously mean-spirited.
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    My SIL has a couple of parrots. They’re her babies and they know a lot of tricks and words. The parrot she had for 20 years, was riding around on SIL shoulder. SIL opened the door to let the cat in and her bird flew out the door. That’s what devastation is, when your best friend flew the coop. Twinkletoes won’t make it very far in life if that’s all he has to be devastated over. NO ONE CARES!

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  18. Weren’t there some lib sports players or actors or something who were mocking Kyle Rittenhouse’s tears? Jam it. I’d say I hope it pushes his brother over the edge, but he was probably headed there anyway if he “changed” his sex.

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  19. We have an American Maine Coon cat. He is huge. Last night at bedtime, she inadvertently let him escape out the door. He ran around the back yard chasing rabbits and having fun. My wife couldn’t go to bed until her baby was safe. She finally managed to catch up to him and get him inside. Maine Coons don’t really meow. They produce a trill that sounds almost like human speech. During the night he will often enter our bedroom and it sounds like someone softly speaking.

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