Man ‘who has fathered 35 children’ by offering sperm donations online says demand has risen during COVID pandemic

Uncle Al ʘ Friday, 5 March 2021, 11:09 at 11:09 am

Hunter Biden as sperm donor? **shudder**

Desperate wanna-be-parents would get better genes by swabbing a porn theater floor.

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Anonymous Friday, 5 March 2021, 11:45 at 11:45 am

Is this something to be proud of? Like tiger woods screwing 100+ hookers?

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Anonymous Friday, 5 March 2021, 12:23 at 12:23 pm

…and, if you are one of the first ten callers, we’ll include this turkey baster absolutely free!

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Tony R Friday, 5 March 2021, 12:42 at 12:42 pm

I’m surprised women are OK with that much soy in their baby batter.

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Chuckie Friday, 5 March 2021, 13:19 at 1:19 pm

Protein shakes.
Groucho Marxist Friday, 5 March 2021, 13:31 at 1:31 pm

I just flew in from a sperm donor convention..

Boy is my arm tired

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janitor Friday, 5 March 2021, 13:34 at 1:34 pm

Sperm banks have been open? But not the local garden shop?

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geoff the aardvark Friday, 5 March 2021, 17:34 at 5:34 pm

I bet that the chickens are tired of being choked as well.

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