NewsMachete—Marco Rubio just produced a very very weird ad. He’s all dressed up in a fancy suit and tie, and he looks like he’s sitting in a Sears portrait studio, you know, the kind where you got a family photo as a kid. Except it’s all dark, except for a giant, soft light focused on his face, giving his face a slightly foggy look reminiscent of the “vasoline cam” they used in Star Trek episodes to give women softer features.
So Marco sits there, dressed for a night out at the opera, and talks about how great America is. And how important it is to remember that America is great. And how important it is that we keep America great. Does that remind you of anyone else’s slogan?
But no where in the 30 second ad does Marco give a single reason why people should vote for him. more
I am not a witch…..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=2&v=uxJyPsmEask
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I guess this video was more important than voting in the Senate?
He is the Barak (present) Obama of the Republican Party.
“vasoline cam”? You mean that Yeoman Rand really wasn’t as hot as she looked? Heart broken 🙁
me, Yeoman Rand & some Vaseline…….I can hear the Star Trek theme song yodeling in the background now! :-p
…or in this case, ” I Am Not a Lil’ Rube”.
Trump is living rent-free in his head.
Madame Tussauds is missing one of its figures. He doesn’t look human.
He is saying “Vote for me because I am not a white man.”
“vasoline cam”?
Ya sure they didn’t use Rube Lube?
I’m confused. Where’s the superimposed cat pic, nude extended family and lasers?
Gonna try this post again. First time didn’t “take.”
I think it looks a little fay. Maybe his handlers think his campaign needs an other worldly boost.
Looking almost corpse like.