Maryland : ‘Hamburglar’ sentenced to jail after breaking into McDonald’s – IOTW Report

Maryland : ‘Hamburglar’ sentenced to jail after breaking into McDonald’s

She should have stolen a job app. And some salad.

9 Comments on Maryland : ‘Hamburglar’ sentenced to jail after breaking into McDonald’s

  1. Reportedly, she found a day-old Big Mac and ate it. After power-puking it back up, she was heard to say, “Well I ain’t commin’ back here no mo.”

    (Nah. I made that up. I’m the one who pukes if I eat a Big Mac.)

    4
  2. She only got 3 months in jail. Should of been 5 years, and they should bring back chain gangs. Make it so they don’t want to go back. As it is jails are nothing but adult day care centers.

    4
  3. Guy in Australia faces $300 dollar fine and possible jail time for taking wrong order from McD’s. Cops met him at his house. Should have had it their way with the King.

    5
  4. If she was employed and her boss told her to physically exert herself like she did to get through that window he would have been facing a harassment charge.
    PS – I’ve been to that McD’s. Columbia MD is a shithole.

    5

Comments are closed.