Maryland: Popeyes customer stabbed to death for cutting in line for a chicken sandwich – IOTW Report

Maryland: Popeyes customer stabbed to death for cutting in line for a chicken sandwich

There were long lines and fights all across the country over a chicken sandwich that everyone has to have.

DailyMail:

  • The incident happened at a branch of the fast food chain in Oxon Hill, Maryland
  • An eyewitness described how a ‘dude cut the line’ before they ‘went outside’ 
  • Police confirmed a male was found with multiple stab wounds in the parking lot  
  • The sandwich debuted for the first time in August and sold out in two weeks 
  • The fast food chain brought it back on National Sandwich day which happened to fall on a Sunday, when competitor Chick-fil-A is closed  
  • Social media users shared photos and videos of long lines stretching around the block and blocking a lane in California for a taste of the infamous sandwich 
  • Other clips show customers brawling and staff turning on each other amid lines
  • Popeyes rep told DailyMail.com Monday that the response has been ‘truly extraordinary and unprecedented’ but declined to share specific sales info

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37 Comments on Maryland: Popeyes customer stabbed to death for cutting in line for a chicken sandwich

  1. @Days of Woe November 5, 2019 at 4:49 am

    > Oh, and buy more ammo.

    Have you learned nothing from muh Constitusion? I’m “acquiring” a freezer full of Popeyes chicken sammiches. When the SHTF, my “loyal” army of stabby patriots will just “tax” your ammo.

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  2. Another critical thinking error:
    1. Cutting in line
    2. Stabbing
    3. Po-po arrive
    4. Popeye shuts down for the night
    5. No mo’ chicken sandwiches

    But…It that is still a little more complex than Elizabeth Warren’s problem:
    1. Medicaid for All
    2. Pay for it
    3. USA bankrupt, migrate to Venezuela to look for food in their dumpsters

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  3. I graduated from Oxon Hill High School.

    They dropped Latin and Greek before I got there – and dropped Physics two years after I graduated. Once Eastover fell, Oxon Hill’s days were numbered.

    Decline is surprisingly quick – regardless of how many generations it took to build – which kind of makes sense – it takes nine months to build a human but only a second to slash one to death.

    izlamo delenda est …

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  4. @grool

    That guy was an evil bastard and being as his last words were to try and get to the parents, I’m pretty sure the bastard is now burning in hell.
    He got off easy though in this life, he should have died by being stabbed and allowed to bleed out slowly.

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  5. Wow. Over a chicken sandwich, yet. Maybe, if everybody is starving but I’ll just bet that Popeye’s had many other types of chicken available. But, then, I’m a rational human being and it sounds as if most (all?) of the people standing in line are as addicted to that sandwich as are meth addicts to their blow.

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  6. I went to KFC the other day for a $5 fill up. You have to pull in, then drive around the building to get into the drive through lane. A car was in front of me when I pulled in. As it went around the building, it stopped and the person driving started rummaging around inside. Cell phone, purse, dropping off a passenger? I don’t know, I figured they weren’t headed to the drive through, so I went around.

    Did these two bitches lose their shit or what, they were behind me having a fit! I ignored them, which probably irritated them more. Don’t worry Debbie-Two-Ton, you’ll get your chickens shortly!

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  7. Report of the Week had the chicken sammich on his channel yesterday and I thought ya know why not, that looks good.
    So I haul my carbon sack over there and a big semi was taking up half their lot to refill the restaurant blocking the exit so you had hungry goofs trying to get in and fat goofs trying to get out the single entrance lane with their giant SUVs. It was freaking 1:45PM and there were cars wrapped down to the shared retail entrance. I said screw this and went to the grocery store right next to it and got me a chicken salad instead.

    Ain’t no chicken sammich worth fighting over nor waiting more than 2 minutes tops. Especially fast food with some pimply face teenager squeezing his zits all over it.

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  8. How do you expect to feed your kids? Try somewhere else maybe, like how about the other 300 options in town. How do they feed themselves without fast food? This is why it would be good to be far away when it hits the fan.

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  9. The only time I’ve been in a Popeyes… it was in a “diversified” area of North Akron. While waiting in line a man to our right began getting boisterous about some item he didn’t get, ending up threatening to go home and get his gun.

    The chicken was good, though, in our car, two miles away and four minutes later….

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