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McDonald’s, tossed salad, and toilet paper

American Thinker: Americans are encouraged to embrace diversity and be culturally sensitive to those who have flouted our laws and invaded our nation.  Meanwhile, illegal aliens arriving in America have no such requirement.  Instead, trespassing tribes relocate, and when they do, rather than assimilate, they transfer habits and activities indigenous to the countries from whence they migrated.

Thus, Americans suffer from illnesses that are easily traceable to third-world bathroom habits (TWBH) and lack of hygiene in the developing world.

It’s not news that illegals work in restaurants as food-handlers.  These restaurant workers migrate from countries where, prior to kneading tortilla dough, post-toilet hand-washing is not required.

Once they’re here in America, lack of hygienic practices translate into filthy hands arranging peaches in the produce rack and hombres with God knows what under their fingernails placing the apple slices in the see-through plastic containers stacked neatly in the Starbucks display counter.

Simply put, not only are illegals infiltrating our culture, defying our laws, and costing us oodles of money, but they are also infecting America’s food with foreign-born, albeit culturally diverse excrement.

31 Comments on McDonald’s, tossed salad, and toilet paper

  1. I walked into a McDonald’s the other day right behind a beaner, who WORKED THERE, and clearly knew I was RIGHT BEHIND HIM.
    He didn’t acknowledge my existence in any way by holding the door for two femto-seconds.
    He just plodded right through and entered the McD kitchen.
    I said to him fairly loud, “thanks for getting the door!”
    Of course my mistake was not saying it IN THE ONLY GODDAMN LANGUAGE HE SPEAKS!

    Naturally the bastard immediately started to handle food.
    No telling where his hands had been.
    Sick fuck. 🙁

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  2. I suggest a tuberculosis test every couple of years as well. Zika, Chikungunya, killer flu, ascarids, shisto (liver flukes), there is no end. But tuberculosis takes a long time to present after infection.

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  3. We have a local bar that has great food, I typically eat there 2-4 times a week. It’s always fresh, homemade and locally sourced.

    About a month ago, they put signs up saying they’re going to be closed 10 days for vacation starting 7/16.

    Last night my wife says, let’s go there for dinner. Immediately I said, yeah, let’s go eat some leftovers, because I knew they weren’t going to get a fresh shipment before vacation.

    I wasn’t disappointed. At about 2:30 this morning I started tossing and turning in bed. Around 4am, after a couple of greasy farts, I decided to try the toilet even though my stomach felt fine. Sure enough, after piling the toilet with the squirts, I felt like I could go back to bed and did.

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  4. Chipotle announce a couple years ago that it was going to hire tons of illegals. Then they had all those sanitary issues in several times in several states. I’m not saying it was because of illegals, but what do you suppose it was?

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  5. Speaking of McDonald’s. They did something weird to their fries again. They’re skinnier, dry and crispy. As if there’s hardly any potato in them. They already ruined the happy meals (Thanks, mich obama) So, last straw. I’m done with them.

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  6. McDonald’s now cooks burgers “to order” for each customer, so the drive-thru takes about ten minutes. Off my list, too, MJA! No more packaged produce for me, either. And no fresh produce if (IF!) I eat out. I want someone to invent a personal food irradiator. Cyclospora apparently can’t be washed off.Eww! Oh, and thanks, OldOaks. Nice image!

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  7. Think of all the culturally diverse excrement.

    Solid – People born in the USA, UK, Canada, Australia, NZ.
    Not solid – people with deadly intestinal bugs – mostly from Mexico and points south.
    Deep mahogany colored – Beef eaters
    Light and very smelly – Vegans
    Small ones – dwarfs and little girls
    Big ones – Big men
    Queers – pink shade with streaks of blood red.
    Venezuela – no turds at all – nothing to eat.

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  8. For many years if I walk into a fast food joint and see a lot of dark people working there who appear to not speak very good English I turn and walk out. Call me racist all you want, but I don’t like the thought of shit with my food.

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  9. Lost, anybody watch?
    See the dude eating his fill of pine bark, the inner bark, I laughed my ass off when they had to chopper him out.
    Dude, you’re not a fucking termite.
    You are supposed to eat the termites, not the cellulose.
    OT, sorry, old oak brought it up.

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  10. I may stop by McDonald’s once a month for breakfast, only if I’m running late in the morning. Pretty shitty fuel. No pun intended. They’re replace the illegals at our McDonald”s with Muzzies. I’ll never go there again.

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  11. Border Patrol should have a excrement detector to check the hands of all persons crossing the border.

    The machine would check for poop under the fingernails. Finding it is automatic denial of entry.

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  12. 5 months ago my brother in law was hospitalized here in San Antonio.
    6days in ICU. Diagnosis was Typhoid.
    For God sake that is a third world disease.
    Damn near killed him.
    Build the damn wall

    #WALKAWAY

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  13. Jessie Jackson was a short order cook at one point and I doubt he was the only one with disgusting inclinations.
    Surveillance cameras in the restaurant kitchens played on big screens in the dining areas would be a good idea.

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  14. This is from a page published by the CDC:

    “oocysts experimentally seeded on vegetables could not easily be removed by washing (30). Washing of vegetables, even though highly recommended as a means of reducing risk for infection, may therefore not totally eliminate the risk.”
    YAY! Diversity!

    Organgrinder–really good idea! Probably stop alot of disgusting behavior!

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  15. Most of the Mexicans I know have very nice clean houses. Their kids are always in clean clothes, with decent haircuts. There are always exceptions. I’ve also know white trash. I wouldn’t eat at their house.

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  16. Nice people in nice countries are not the problem. Poor, desperate people working under horrendous conditions in the third world might be the problem. Produce growers who do not allow bathroom breaks or even facilities on their farms might be part of it. I don’t blame the workers. I blame the exploitation that makes them work for pennies a day, under horrible conditions. Frankly, I decided to grow my own raspberries. It is hard work. But not everyone can do it. I love the people and am very sorry for their plight. We need to make Guatemala great, too.

    ps I am researching the disease of Cyclosporiasis on the CDC website and it’s pretty scary stuff. It’s not transmissable directly from infected human to another human. So it’s not like eColi, salmonella or typhoid or hepatitis. It has to incubate out in the environment for 7-12 days and THEN it becomes infectious. My old biology teacher, Mr. Small, would be so proud of me for looking into this stuff!

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