You just had to include that chocolate starfish, didn’t ya?
Ya sick bastard!
(You’re in good company. My best friends are, too.)
Damnit! You owe me a gallon of eye bleach.
I bet it took a long time to remove all the hair from Michelle’s back.
Shark bait. Damn, mooch needs the burka real bad.
I am curious as to what the other 7 imaginary states are? One of them obviously must be the state of denial. And the last time I went to Hawaii was in 1975 courtesy of the US Navy.
If I was a congressman for a day the first order of business in 2015 would be to cut them off. No more vacays on the taxpayer’s dime. No more celebrity (or otherwise private) parties at the WH (they can go rent their own venue and cater it with their own money). No more jaunts to their fav NY and Chicago restaurants nor fly-in pizza and rib orders (not to mention bringing the chef along). No more glitzy childrens’ parties featuring $30.00 cookies decorated to look like the family dog. No more funding for unelected FLOTUS’s to travel independently in order to opportunistically crash quasi-“state” functions for the purpose of evading travel expense scrutiny.
In the word of “Hit the Road Jack” — “No more, no more, no more, no more!”
Why any of this has been tolerated by the people’s representatives, especially at a time when so many have stopped taking any vacations or engaged in even modest entertainments, is an outrage to me!
Where is a tsunami when you really need one? Then again, how big a wave would it take to wash moochelle and the stink of obozo off the beach?
Fur, why do you hate us,so? First there was miz lena, now this…
What was all that talk again about
“halting the rising of the oceans”
if she’s gonna waddle her fat a§§ in there?!
Royalty, that’s all they are; the definition of undeserving elitists.
Czar,
I cannot believe you made this comment.
I sent out an exclusive pic to some people and this was pretty much the gist of the picture.
Weird.
You could measure her volume by water displacement marks on the beach
Barry’s having a Kenyan Missile Crisis without Reggie around – this must be his Bay Of Pigs.
Mooch, you’ve slimmed down!
Island tipping anyone?
Mr. Fur. did you trademark chocolate starfish? How aboot a nickname for him,. itchy? or Loosifist?
@ Fur
We musta had the same champagne last night. 😉
Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean.
Love that chocolate starfish!
Um, so to speak. Not literally.
The new Hawaiian Secret Service code WEDDING:
Warning,
Emperor
Ding
Dong
Is
Nearby
Golfing
You just had to include that chocolate starfish, didn’t ya?
Ya sick bastard!
(You’re in good company. My best friends are, too.)
Damnit! You owe me a gallon of eye bleach.
I bet it took a long time to remove all the hair from Michelle’s back.
Shark bait. Damn, mooch needs the burka real bad.
I am curious as to what the other 7 imaginary states are? One of them obviously must be the state of denial. And the last time I went to Hawaii was in 1975 courtesy of the US Navy.
If I was a congressman for a day the first order of business in 2015 would be to cut them off. No more vacays on the taxpayer’s dime. No more celebrity (or otherwise private) parties at the WH (they can go rent their own venue and cater it with their own money). No more jaunts to their fav NY and Chicago restaurants nor fly-in pizza and rib orders (not to mention bringing the chef along). No more glitzy childrens’ parties featuring $30.00 cookies decorated to look like the family dog. No more funding for unelected FLOTUS’s to travel independently in order to opportunistically crash quasi-“state” functions for the purpose of evading travel expense scrutiny.
In the word of “Hit the Road Jack” — “No more, no more, no more, no more!”
Why any of this has been tolerated by the people’s representatives, especially at a time when so many have stopped taking any vacations or engaged in even modest entertainments, is an outrage to me!
Where is a tsunami when you really need one? Then again, how big a wave would it take to wash moochelle and the stink of obozo off the beach?
Fur, why do you hate us,so? First there was miz lena, now this…
What was all that talk again about
“halting the rising of the oceans”
if she’s gonna waddle her fat a§§ in there?!
Royalty, that’s all they are; the definition of undeserving elitists.
Czar,
I cannot believe you made this comment.
I sent out an exclusive pic to some people and this was pretty much the gist of the picture.
Weird.
You could measure her volume by water displacement marks on the beach
Barry’s having a Kenyan Missile Crisis without Reggie around – this must be his Bay Of Pigs.
Mooch, you’ve slimmed down!
Island tipping anyone?
Mr. Fur. did you trademark chocolate starfish? How aboot a nickname for him,. itchy? or Loosifist?
@ Fur
We musta had the same champagne last night. 😉
Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean.
Disgust we much!