MOOREA, Tahiti (World News Bureau) – Just days after upstaging Melania Trump’s high-heel fashion faux pas with a provocative show of thigh, Michelle Obama is again reminding the world of why she remains the sexiest First Lady in history.
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Concealed carry?
Ya Gotta Luv a Gal With Extra Meat !!!
Did This really Happen ? Because …No No No This . It’s Just Wrong in so Many Ways !
That is one lie they can’t repeat enough for me to EVER believe.
Some of the biggest NFL linemen are Polynesian.
Mooch should go with his natural gifts and put those shoulders and upper arms to good use.
As soon as I saw “World News Bureau”, I knew to start breaking out the eye bleach.
Damn Scooter does it again.
Melania is the most beautiful first lady the USA has ever had.
“Concealed carry?”
Well, she printing. It ain’t illegal, but it is frowned upon. Looks like a 629 Smith. She must be Dirty and Hairy.
C’mon ….. that has to be a photo shop job.
Her feet are actually much larger than shown in the picture.
@Left Coast Dan: Concealed carry? Looks more like open carry to me.
* (furiously applies more eye bleach) *
I guess it depends on whether you prefer human females or females of a different, allegedly primate species…
If obama had a son…he would be the mother of three…
What a dick for not posting a warning.
I think she looks better with the Rango the lizard look.
Ooooopps! Should have written “alleged females”.
The problem with water proof tuck tape is that it ain’t.
Does Mooch have a media manager or has she hired a carnival barker?
That’s nasty
From the comments: “Magilla”
Winner !!
Why did I look? My day is ruined!
I love Scooter Van Neuter! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Being off for Labor Day, I had the misfortune of seeing daytime tv for an hour or two.
Ellen Degenerate had The Mooch and Bradley Cooper on in a lovefrst where they were partying and taking selfies like it was 2009.
It must have been hard taking a break from David Geffen’s yacht, Richard Branson’s private island, Martha’s Vineyard, the Hamptons, and French Polynesia to frot selfie sticks with America’s favorite daytime twatlick who usually reserves most of her valuable couch real estate for talented young kids to groom.
It was quite a show from inside the bubble. We miss the nation’s First Lunch Lady and the crown that was her glorious hairnet. Though I sincerely doubt Ellen would have many qualms with picking Moody’s hair out of her teeth.
Mooch’s. FFS I hate spellcheck.
That show was recorded earlier. Much earlier.
Gotta Moose! Gotta Moose!
Can you dance a Fandango?
I could tame that Sasquatch … Barry couldn’t get close … ascairt to death …
Moo-zilla da Thrillah !!!
Hey Mooch – it you be wearin sports gear you should be wearin a cup!
Somethings you just can’t unsee!