Men have the ability to think about absolutely nothing…And still breathe” 🤣 – IOTW Report

Men have the ability to think about absolutely nothing…And still breathe” 🤣

Sunday, 19 August 2018, 18:00 MJA Uncategorized 15

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15 Comments on Men have the ability to think about absolutely nothing…And still breathe” 🤣

  4. So the wife said to me “What are you going to do today”?
    And I said “nothing.”
    And she said, “but you did nothing yesterday.”
    And I said, “I know, but I didn’t finish.”
    Old retiree’s joke.

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  8. There’s a big difference between doing nothing and thinking about nothing. I don’t remember ever seeing a doing-nothing box in my head probably because I’m always too busy thinking about something to look for it.

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  11. Wife: What are you going to do today?

    Husband: I’m not doing nothing.

    Wife: Aha. Then I’ve got a “to do” list for you.

    Husband: You misinterpret. I said “I’m not doing nothing” which is a double negative, which means I’m going to do something.

    Wife: Like what?

    Husband: Like compile a list of things that I’m not going to nothing about, then reverse it. It’s a triple reversed “Honey Do” list. Do you get the concept?

    Wife: Oh, for crying out loud…nevermind, I’ll call a handyman.

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