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Michelle O Named One Of The 50 Most Beautiful People Of 2015

Thursday, 30 July 2015, 12:30 Cardigan Uncategorized 84

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Downtrend- Clearly the Earth has been enveloped in a reality-warping vortex. A couple of days ago Barack Obama said he thought he was “a pretty good President” and today Michelle Obama has been named one of the most beautiful people of the year. It’s like Opposite Day is stretching into a full week.

The Hill, which is normally a non-partisan political news site, has decided to get in on the click-bait craze by publishing its 50 Most Beautiful list. It’s unclear what the criteria for making the list is or the nominating and voting process, but it appears to be people related to politics. Most on the list are political staffers and lobbyists you’ve never heard of, but FLOTUS Michelle Obama landed at #9:
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84 Comments on Michelle O Named One Of The 50 Most Beautiful People Of 2015

  25. The same people who invent these lists are the same type of people who do political polling and produce climate change graphics. At night, they work as witch doctors, street walkers and demoRAT organizers! They honed their art by aping the political consultants, PR Hacks and anyone who works for Obama!

  29. It’s on the internet, so it must be true. All this time, I thought she was hideous, but I guess I was mistaken. I must have a warped sense of what constitutes beauty. It’s probably because I grew up in a Florida beach town and was exposed to thousands of women in bikinis, and I don’t think I ever saw one who looked like Michelle at all. So, a gargantuan woman with a big butt, small boobs, and a face like Mata Hairi (Lancelot Link’s girlfriend) is what is beautiful. I never knew.

  39. First of all, I take exception with the statement, “The Hill, which is normally a non-partisan political news site…” I have always had The Hill on my list of pretend-independent news sources.

    Secondly, I take exception with the entry for Barack Obama on the list, itself: “He’s been called ‘perhaps the most fit president in the history of the United States.'” C’mon! We’ve all seen the photos of him riding a girl’s bicycle like a girl, throwing out a first pitch like a girl, lifting girls’ dumbbells like a girl… He MIGHT qualify as the most fit FIRST LADY, but president? No way! George Bush could probably still beat him in a bicycle race, a boxing match, or even a basketball game, at 15 years his senior. I won’t even speculate about baseball.

  40. Just goes to show that if you have your hands deep in the taxpayer’s pocket, there is actually enough money available to pay for the boatload of cosmetics and lighting needed to pull this one off.

  41. Oh, and putting Michelle on a list with “beautiful” in the title is an insult to the country’s intelligence. That must be the left’s version of Affirmative Action for ugly people.

  42. If it wasn’t such an obvious sycophantic pandering to the simpering overlords I should take umbrage.
    As I see through this nonsense I can reflect solely on the fact that there is not enough alcohol in the entire world to render this one desirable.

  68. Very well said. actually pile of s*** could take a s***, it would come out looking like the Mooche. the difference between Clayton Bigsby in the Mooche is that Clayton couldn’t see himself in the mirror well the Mooche can, and feels that it is a beautiful thing. Like Clayton it should divorce his self, not from Hussein, but from the idea that it is not an extra terrestrial Bob who the f*** knows what.

  76. FIRST OF ALL THEY PICK THE WORST PICTURE THEY CAN FIND OF HER THEN YOU MONKEY SEE MONKEY DO MF’S JUST BLEND RIGHT IN THIS WOMAN IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL FLOTUS WE HAVE EVER HAD IN HISTORY AND ALL YOU RACIST MF’S WANNA DO IS HATE STOP THE MADNESS DAMN

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