“This is a healthy drink!” Obama said. “No calories!”
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If I saw her in my Costco I’d exercise my first amendment rights and say “hey Mike, how’s it hanging”?
Didn’t get enough money from selling his stupid book?
The drink is kinda like his wife’s presidency, all fizz and no substance.
Probably tastes like shit – literally…
Did anyone ask mitch to reach for an item on the top shelf?
Tim Walz approved!
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/878/141/66b
Michael Robinson is one ugly sucker!
Jethro – Did anyone ask mitch to reach for an item on the top shelf?
My grandfather said he made a list for the grocery store and then left it at home.
So at the grocery store he got his groceries, but thought he was still missing one thing. He looked down one isle and saw a pretty girl in a mini-skirt bending down to get something off the bottom shelf. That’s when he remembered what the last item was!
Bayer Asprin!
Dey be jizz in the fizz of Big Mike’s drink.
Tap water, no calories, no extras, no packaging, no promoters and perfectly suited to humans and non humans alike.
no calories= not healthy
Ugh.
Ho-ca-cola
What no malt liquor or menthol cigarettes? Or fried chicken, watermelons and chitlins.
Does Costco want me to cancel my membership?
Was going to cancel my membership anyway. Will use this as my excuse.
It’s what plants crave!
don’t buy transit-cola
Kampala Harris will sell peniz jazzz.
This picture always reminds me of this:
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/o9tOVhU_-iY/maxresdefault.jpg
Remember when they used to look down their noses at that crass Trump and his merchandise?
.97 soon. Or *
Costco members know.
Just a slight name change from “Plezi” to “Pedo”, and youll have a drink named for the Democrats who love it…
SNS, just a slight change from “Plezi” to “Pizzle” and you’ll have a drink named for what’s between Mitch’s legs.
Gallons of moldy gizm?
Help me out here. Because any way I imagine that name goes, it sounds cynically perverse or disgusting.
Why didn’t Mooch just go with:
“KaKa-Cola, it’s smells like my schlong usually do. Just smile and swallow!”
I wonder if pelosi and krampala use this as a mixer?
Moose juice, jizz, whizz fizz.
I had to 11 pages in to find articles on the nutrition of this product that didn’t carry on about Michelle.
ugh
This one is written by a fan of hers and she says the drink is no more healthy than Capri Sun
Oops, might be nice to include the link…
https://www.foodpolitics.com/2023/05/plezi-healthier-for-kids-maybe-but-healthy/
Since she’s peddling this awful concoction at a Costco in Livermore, Cal. shouldn’t it also have more liver in it? And maybe they can use some of Boar’s Head tainted liverwurst. YUM! PUKE!
I’d rather drink fermented donkey urine than anything that XY fraud has to offer, even it the offer was The Macallan 18-yr-old.
And what makes it fizz? CO2(D).
The I can eat corn through a fence look.
What a c*&$.
Costco is good at having samples to try while shopping.
But if I think about trying the shit Michael sponsors, I will throw up in the middle of the main aisle. I like Costco but they cater to the dumb fuck Demoncrats