DailyMailUK: The Obamas set for a $40 million payday – HALF to Michelle to dish about her hatred of Hillary, the antics of daughters Sasha and Malia and an intimate peek at marriage to Barack (boxers or briefs?) in her own memoir.
President Obama has made more than a tidy $15 million from his books since he published his first – Dreams from My Father – in 1995, and now he’s set to earn another $15 to $20 million – or even more – from his forthcoming presidential memoir, top publishing insiders tell DailyMail.com.
And high-ranking publishing insiders are talking at least another ‘$20 million’ in an advance paycheck for First Lady Michelle Obama’s long-awaited – and highly anticipated – memoir about her eight White House years.
A source claims she’s been quietly working on her book already.
SNIP: I wonder , what will she write about and what will she name the book?
Any ideas?
Who buys this shit?
“Like I give damn what you think”
by the mooch
If they would have finished earlier he could have forced all the alphabet agencies to buy them and give them to all the foreign agencies. ala Hillary
@Tony R, the gubmint buys tons of them and distributes them to Ambassadors to give as gifts…
Possible book titles:
Life as a Beard Ain’t So Bad
How to go on Multimillion Dollar Vacations Using Other People’s Money
Ashamed to be ‘Merican Again
The Unions probably have to but their quota as well.
OK liberals – – start holding your breath NOW.
I Hate You People!
A catalog of grievances and perceived slights toward slave blood First Lady.
It will be displayed in a prominent place in the book stores, right next to the other first lady’s book.
On the marked down shelf.
When I was little, Grandma’s outhouse had squares of newspaper on a nail for when you finished your bidness. I used to search through the stack to find comics/pictures.
Mooch’s book would be good for that unless, she specifies nasty paper just to continue with her spitefulness.
Bye Mooch, continued good luck with your gender adventure
$1.98 Sam’s Club special.
Put it next to the quran.
“My Life As A Man”
“Glamourous my black ass, I got a willie, people”
Subtitled ‘Eight Years a Slave’.
“My Adventures with Your Money”
^^^ With apologies to George Graham Rice.
Eight Years a Prisoner: In a House Built by Slaves.
The photo of her on the cover could use a bit more attitude.
Are those tampon earrings?
My eight years as a pampered, selfish, bitter, man slave who lived yuge in multi-million dollar luxury provided by my put upon and abused masters!
$40 Million dollar payoff is small potatoes compared to the Clinton Foundation and the money they raked in for selling influence, policies, positions and contracts.
I don’t think Obama’s original book sold a ton of copies individually but it was bought en mass by schools across the country. Expect more BS indoctrination, America is injustice, I was only proud when Barack was POTUS but now we are back in the dark ages BS. File under Fiction/Fantasy whatever it is called.
Against my will, I was held as a prisoner for eight long years in a white colored prison surrounded by a ten-foot high wall manned by heavily armed guards with military grade automatic weapons and forced to perform slave labor in a vegetable garden!
“All This For a Flag and Goddamned Whitey”
Moosehell’s possible book titles:
“My time of honoring myself”
“Dirty deeds done expensively”
“Starving school kids”
“Garden of hedonism”
Touring the World on $500,000 a Day
Yeah, she’s gonna write that book the way Alex Haley wrote Roots or Joe Biden wrote law school papers.
Yep — she will get $40 million and someone else will do all the drudgery. The ghost writer will get a pittance.
I seriously question if this ‘woman’ can even write at the HS level.
It’ll take a team of creative writers to conjure up a human-type life for this fictitious wookie
I seriously question if this ‘woman’ can even write at the HS level.
It’ll take a team of creative writers to conjure up a human-type life for this fictitious wookie
More book titles:
“I Wish My Heart Was As Big As My Ass”
“My Escape From Whitey’s Gulag”
“Transgender And Bitter: No Way To Go Through Life”
“Quantitative Easements: How We Never Run Out Of Other People’s Money For Vacations”
“A Moment Of Truth: Pissing On The Oval Office Carpet”
“Home And Garden – Shower Curtains Transformed Into Gorgeous Formal Dresses”
“How We Learned To Love Wiping Our Ass On The Constitution”
“Penises I Have Grown”
“Fat Asses And Sweatpants – A Fashion Revolution”
The limp wristed dweeb who started Costco will make sure every store has a pile of them right up front.
On January 20, 2017, when the White House gate finally shuts on their putrid asses we can all sing “Who let the perverts out”!
Judging from the semi-literate ramblings contained in her Princeton senior thesis, she’s going to need a ghostwriter. Is Bill Ayers available?
Inner Strenf:
Chicago Central Casting won’t be the same.
here’s a title
THE BEARDED LADY
nice and succint
Milo gets a couple hundred thou advance on his book, and the entire libtard sphere started wallowing in its own feces.
Mootch gets $20 mil? Well, that’s just totally cool, isn’t it?
On the plus side though, this would mean she can stop spending *our* money on her massive vacations…
“Dreams from My Mootch Cootch”
HARPOONED
Babydaddy Forced Me to Live in a House Built by Slaves
A sweet story of brown-sugar love for the man who sleeps with goats.
I want to read the Chapter ‘OB, My Little Bitch’.
“Pooner Or Peener?”
– MICHELLE OBAMA –
TALE OF THE TAPE
(between my legs)
How to hide your 8 inch schlong under a cocktail dress…. with foreskin, er, uh, foreword! by Barky the pole swallower. Includes hot tips about keeping flies off your mouth… most of the time…
Hell, I would buy a copy…if it were printed on toilet paper.
Boxers or Briefs ? more like Tampons or Winged Pads for this guy.
The Ubearable Whiteness of Being