This should be fun.
[…] “The city of Minneapolis has set up a hotline for residents to report suspected hate crimes, including “speech and actions,” according to statements on the city’s website. The city’s Department of Civil Rights clearly states on its website that it only enforces hate crimes against certain “protected classes.” A city official further indicated the impetus for the hate-crimes hotline was the election of President Trump and that the targets would be his supporters.”
I imagine it would be hard to photoshop, but Rage Boy should be holding a tin can with attached string.
I just reported myself. Let’s see what happens…
What about infidelaphobia?
I’m a dick, but I’d set up the biggest ambush ever. And nobody that shows up in response is innocent. Let the bodies hit the floor.
Imagine the prank calls they’re gonna get…
You have reached the Minneapolis Hate-Crim Hotline
Press 1 if yer reporting a Racist
Press 2 if yer reporting a Homophobe
Press 3 if yer reporting a Misogynist
Press 4 if yer reporting an Islamophobe
Press 5 if yer reporting a Hairy Bigot
Press 6 if yer reporting a White Supremist
Press 7 if yer reporting a Midget Klansman
Press 8 if yer reporting a One-Eyed, Hunchback, Diesel-Fired, Plaid Flannel lumberjack shirt-wearing, Nipple-Ringed, Transgender Dwarf-O-Phobe
BTW: (612) 673-3000 If you wanna get in on the action.
Those responders aren’t really good at covering their flank. Just sayen
Dang, I’m going to the halal bake shop and demanding a Miss Piggy cake followed by a rainbow cake for the closest gay wedding.
As Mayor, Michael Bloomberg set up a hotline for New Yorkers to report property violations etc… Bad idea. It became a weapon for the good people of NYC to harass their neighbors. Staten Island was hit hard.
Can only imagine what havoc the Minneapolis Hate Crime Hot Line will cause.
Uncle Al – A Duct Tape Moment:
Rage boy listening to Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina monologue on Goop thru a steamed tampon string attached to an empty tuna can.
I fart in their general direction, is that hate?
Nice Wrap Job Betsy, I Think You’re gonna need to Submit to The Men Now… Don’t Worry just One at a Time !
Hey, here I am….I am 100% Islamaphobic, what the hell are you going to do about it???
Maybe you can call Eric Holder….Or maybe you can stick it in your ass.
” here I am….I am 100% Islamaphobic”
I’m not afraid of anything save Great White Sharks, Grizzly Bears and my wife. Not in that order, but I don’t sweat fucking Muzzies.
I hope Hugh Jass is a frequent caller.
@The Rat Fink – I like the way your mind works
I’m phobic, of anyone whacking people with machetes, driving on the sidewalk, or thinking it’s alright to kill anyone who doesn’t worship as they do.
I learned that if it rattles, back away. If the damn snake doesn’t like that and comes after you, kill it’s ass, before it kills you.
At least a rattler warns you.
Press 1 if yer reporting a Racist
Press 2 if yer reporting a Homophobe
Press 3 if yer reporting a Misogynist
Wait…. That is a muslim……
Prince Albert in a can.
Ten pound balls.
Page Mike Hunt.
Quote Winston Churchill in his voice.
Play goat recordings.
Hi, this is Dennis Hastert. Uh Mohammed is one of us.
Get five menstruating infidel women to relay ululate until the mailbox crashes. Repeat. Every day. Forever.
Report Justin Trudeau.
Report Rahm Emmanuel.
Say you are Abu Carlos Danger Al-Mohammed and pledge allegiance to your penis, ‘Jumbo Fatty Mohammed.’
Denounce the city council as Islamophobix Druids, sue them for not building an exact replica of Stonehenge at the mayoral manse, claim religious discrimination.
Spike a load of heroin with naloxone, give the junkies cellphones that only dial the hotline.
Armpit, hand, fart noises.
Loop Hilcunt speeches with MLK, creepy IS execution music and fart noises.
Denounce Barack Obama as a Christiphobe.
I wonder if they provide comfort goat service also?
Why is it called a “sharia hotline”? Why not a muslim abuse hotline? sharia law should not be a consideration in the United States. It’s off the table. No one should abuse ANYONE who has done nothing but be of a particular faith. Sharia law has NOTHING to do with that basic, civilized concept.