BLUE SPRINGS, Miss (WTVA) – Some scary moments for a New Albany man.
Union County Sheriff Jimmy Edwards say Shane Treadaway was sent to a Tupelo hospital Tuesday night.
Authorities found him hanging upside down from a tree naked with a cable wrapped around him.
He had been suspended from the tree in the woods off of County Road 253 in Blue Springs for four hours.
Treadaway’s girlfriend knocked on several doors trying to get help.
Story is here.
SNIP: Why do you suppose was he dangling naked from that tree?
Looking for his dog? Dumb azz.
Crazy.
Maybe the poor guy got being a tree hugger confused with being a tree bugger.
Those damn Treadaway’s are some crazy Motherphuckers
Sounds like it was a bit of Mississippi Justice administered by some folks.
Owes money to the wrong people?
Looking for a dog?
Lost his clothing as he fell?
Naaaaaaa….
Even a fifth grade edumacation is good enough to call that bullcrap.
My theory:
“Hey! Hold my beer, and check this out!”
I think I saw that on “Justified”. Sounds like something Dewey Crowe would get caught up in.
Where’s the video?
Poor dog. He’s probably still lost…
He was dangling naked from the tree because he thought bath salts and methamphetamine were major food groups.
“Hey, y’all, watch this!” said Billy Carl to the gathered leprechauns as he passed his meth pipe to the nearest hippopotamus. “Hold this for me, little Bubba.”
i think Uncle Al nailed it.
So did the police find the meth lab?
cable thief justice …. Southern-style
… he’s just glad he wasn’t stealing cacti
My husband is from New Albany–oh dear. I think this man took the self suffocation for sexual pleasure too far and where is the dog?
I’ve been drunk. And I’ve been blind staggering drunk.
But I ain’t never been Christmas-tree-ornament drunk.
Looks like he self identifies as a Christmas tree angel, and wanted to sit at the top of the tree.
We hang tree shaped car scents in our cars and trees hang man scented stuff in their branches.
“I think I’m a Tarot card”
Well, at least they didn’t find a bong stuck
in his ass.
I’d be looking for a meth pipe though.
Honest, Doc – I slipped in the shower…