Missouri Man drags topless mannequin on the street, gets arrested – IOTW Report

Missouri Man drags topless mannequin on the street, gets arrested

KFI: Residents in Kansas City, Missouri were shocked to see a strange man dragging a topless woman through the streets on Tuesday (August 20) morning and called the police thinking she was in trouble. Police say that one concerned caller thought the man was going to toss her over a bridge, while another described how the man dropped her and started dragging her head along the curb. more here

15 Comments on Missouri Man drags topless mannequin on the street, gets arrested

  1. When he got tired of dancing alone, he’d look in the mirror,
    “Gotta find a woman, gotta find a woman, gotta find a woman, gotta find a woman”.
    He’d go down to the lake where all the women would be swimming or washing clothes or something.
    He’d look around and just reach in and grab one.
    “Come here…come here”.
    He’d grab her by the hair.
    You can’t do that today, fellas, ’cause it might come off.
    You’d have a piece of hair in your hand and she’d be swimming away from you (Ha, ha)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCV6paTXyCU

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  2. So – The citizens of Kansas City
    1- Cannot tell the difference between a doll and a woman,
    2 – cannot take a cell phone video without holding it the wrong way and standing behind a lamp post,
    3 – have a police department that makes up laws
    “The officers told the man he could keep the doll but that he could no longer carry it around in public.”
    Who the fuck are they to tell him he cannot carry a life size doll around?

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  3. Holy crap, why didn’t I think of that?

    Maybe I could get thee hots and a cot?

    It sure would be nice if I could recoup some of my ‘mismanaged money’.

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