In the sequel to one of the Skit Guys’ most popular mini movies, two dads are left in charge of their kids for a weekend. Faced with teen angst and other new challenges, they quickly see a need to use Mom Goggles in order to survive. Once again, these dads are reminded why moms are so amazing.
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A few of us older folks had mothers with a more practical take on various topics including:
APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE: “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”
RELIGION: “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”
TIME TRAVEL: “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”
LOGIC: ” Because I said so, that’s why.”
MORE LOGIC: “If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.”
FORESIGHT: “Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”
IRONY: “Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.”
OSMOSIS: “Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”
CONTORTIONISM: “Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”
STAMINA: “You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.”
WEATHER: “This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.”
HYPOCRISY: “If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!”
CIRCLE OF LIFE: “I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.”
BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION: “Stop acting like your father!”
ENVY: “There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.”
ANTICIPATION: “Just wait until we get home.”
RECEIVING: “You are going to get it when you get home!”
MEDICAL SCIENCE: “If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way.”
ESP: “Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you are cold?”
HUMOR: “When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”
Money Management: When the Ice Cream truck is playing music it means they’re out of ice cream.
HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT: “If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”
GENETICS: “You’re just like your father.”
ROOTS: “Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?”
WISDOM: “When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.”
JUSTICE: “One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.”
Meanwhile Ted Nugent’s mother received a nuther Glock along with four speed clips and case of ammo for Christmas. God bless you Ted!
TRF, that sounds just like my mom with 4 boys and my mother in law with 9, 6 boys and 3 girls. And we all turned out just fine for the most part. And our wives did the same to our kids and now my sons wife and daughter are saying a lot of the same things to their little girls. Ah the wisdom of moms and the always infamous “Don’t you dare give me that dirty look because I’m your mom and what I say goes.”
I definitely married the wrong woman.
Moms, where would we be without them?
TRF DECEMBER 31, 2019 AT 6:29 AM
“speed clips???”
^^^ For her hair of course.
That video is weirdly closer to being more like Gay Goggles. A bit strange and bordering on being an example of the oversaturation effect of feminity that exists in society. Sure mothers are wonderful, but fathers – good ones, can comfort their children too. No, not as emotionally as a mother, but just as effectively. What is needed is more fathers with “Dad Googles”, especially for boys in families. Sadly, the father’s perspective is scarce.