As I clicked on ‘re-size’ to shrink this image, Photoshop stalled out.
…I’m still laughing.
Now for the story behind this photo:
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NEEDS HIS OWN!!
Needs no TV tray.
Ha!
I clicked on the link and my internet bogged down and then crashed!
He ain’t heavy, he’s my…..what am I thinking? He’s a whale!
I swear that the Star wars character, Jabba the Hutt was modeled after Moore.
Poke him and corn syrup comes out.
MJA, can you open this .tiff photo of Moore for me? *runs*
^^^
Sprays out!
Jethro,
Captain Ahab is circling Moore’s house right now.
Michael Moore was at a carnival once and tried out the fortune machine that also gives you your weight. The machine printed out the message : “one at a time please”.
And the left keeps bringing up cow flatulence?
I just thought of something disturbing. I bet Moores’ body never stops moving. If he moves just a little bit, that back/forth/left/right/up/down wobble will probably last for at least 50 years.
I bet he finds a lost cheeto in a fold every night when he wakes up hungry.
Anyone know if he’s toothed or baleen?
Hate to be gross but I’d bet he has toilet paper stuck on himself “somewhere”.
Eye bleach required
Is Michael Moore a conjoined twin or are my eyes failing?
A parasitic twin on his ass.
This pic was taken by a pro photographer who had mike strike a sexy pose. He’ll be posting it on the Dunkin Doughnuts dating site.
Harvey has dumped 35 trillion gallons of water on Texas. Hell, that’s *almost* enough to fill Moore’s bathtub!
Hey Mikie, when was the last time you saw your peter?
Y’all are gonna hate me for taking you there, but I have to ask:
Who wipes him?
I mean, look at his arms – they aren’t that long.
“Ah wipe mahself with a rag onna stick.”
Thar she blows, it’s the mythical white whale. Where’s Capt. Ahab when you need him to harpoon this sucker? Insert obligatory Michael Moore is so fat joke here?
Gee Wally, look! It’s Fat Bastard the bloated, disingenuous, hypocritical 1 percenter who hasn’t seen his willy in two decades slouching back at his multi-million dollar 10,000-square-foot mansion on Torch Lake, a gated community that has no Black people living in it!
… like I commented a while back … careful Mikey, there’s a one-legged man named Ahab stalking ya
… & he can smell blubber a mile away!
Just wanted to point out that a cetacean has no need of a lifeboat, unless he just wants to show off by splintering it into matchsticks.
Get in my Belly!!!
Someone hand me a harpoon.
how does Michael Moore’s boyfriend find Moore’s dick?
He flips thru the necrotic folds of fat until he finds shit and then goes back one.
No matter what chair he sits in, it comes with arm rests.