DailyCaller: When asked what one book he would want to have if stranded on a desert island, G.K. Chesterton famously replied “Thomas’ Guide to Practical Shipbuilding.” It’s his wit and wisdom that I hope to channel here in giving you something that is literally nothing if not practical advice. And you’ve probably gathered by now that it’s something I’m known for, practical wisdom. While you’d never know it from those revisionist historians over at VH-1’s Behind The Music, I’m the one who told The Dave Clark Five they could either keep their name or they could remain a quartet: they couldn’t do both.
Nor am I doing this for the money. Desperately lost twenty-some years ago on a road trip out west with Dionne Warwick, she must have heard me ask a hundred different people Do You Know The Way to San Jose? But you don’t see me claiming her for royalties, do you? more
Add to Kerrigan’s list:
– Dodge Ball
– Grimm’s Fairy Tail Special
– Biathlon Sans Ski
– Paws’n’Jaws
– Star Chamber
I wuz thinking that a Kerrigan massage list would also include the Tony Harding Whack Job… but alas, wrong Kerrigan.
more…
– Mechanical Bull
– Through and Through
– Shake and Bake
– Twist and Shout
– Hyacinth Hippo Two-Step
Massages for the #BLM crowd:
– Blue Enema Aromatherapy
– My Hands Are Up, My Pants Are Down
– Cocobolo Insert
– The Trayvon Trigger Massage
– Deep, Penetrating Ferguson Pat Down
Happy ending massage prank. You’ll laugh your ass off!
http://www.prankside.com/article/30986954/hilarious-happy-ending-massage-prank?param4=fni-ofe-ps¶m2=ofe-ps¶m1=wbp-fb
Massages IOTWReport regulars should avoid
– Hail to the the black prince of darkness in the white hut
– Same sex wedding night
– Transgender involuntary hospital admission
– Taser shot for nothing, money for free
– Heroin party with Phillip Seymour Hoffman
The guy she’s massaging looks like Glenn Beck with a tattoo. Maybe she can massage the stupidity out of him.
@ geoff, hehe. I thought it looked like Jesse Ventura!
Either or, they’re both pinheads
The San Ber’dino Transaxle. Avoid at all cost.