Elon Musk has pledged to close his $44 billion Twitter Inc. deal by Friday in a video conference call with bankers who are helping fund the deal, Bloomberg News reported on Tuesday, citing people with knowledge of the matter.
The banks have finished putting together the final credit agreement and are in the process of signing the documentation, according to the report, in one of the last steps in moving funds to Musk. more
I love the smell of Change(TM) in the morning. Smells like… Victory(TM)…
He’d best fire everyone and replace all the servers and completely change the password security.
The Communists now have offical notice that they have at least 2 more full days to install every worm, bot, malware, backdoor, and every description of virus in the system between now and Friday, doubtless with the encouragement and blessing of their current bosses.
https://comb.io/plqUTC.gif
And you NEVER warn an IT guy you’re gonna fire him. You walk him out the INSTANT you decide he’s done and have an outside contractor IMMEDIATELY availble to do what they can to cut off ALL the passwords and backdoors he’s created.
And you can be SURE you won’t find them ALL.
…the Twit staff welcoming Elon…
https://youtu.be/nd-iaDIvMMI
Malicious Destruction in 3…2…1 days!
Where can I donate to get him one of these? https://www.millerhats.com/store/1776_apocalypse_now_hats
and a deck of playing cards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ_zNUmr8fM
Elon is the reason I got on Twitter!
Yeah. I may have a small number of followers but you know what?
I’M. FOLLOWED. BY. THE. BEST.
@ SNS OCTOBER 26, 2022 AT 1:40 PM
The Communists now have offical notice that they have at least 2 more full days to install every worm, bot, malware, backdoor, and every description of virus in the system between now and Friday, doubtless with the encouragement and blessing of their current bosses.
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Five bucks says they also steal all the E’s and M’s off the keyboards.
^^^ Ten bux sez they’ll defecate on the keyboards!
^^ and take selfies while doing it.
TRF
OCTOBER 26, 2022 AT 5:28 PM
“^^^ Ten bux sez theyโll defecate on the keyboards!”
…One of our African Sanitors broke into the Production Manager’s office once at 0 dark early, hopped up on his desk, and took a healthy dump on the papers, latop, everything, and left.
Apparently they didn’t have cameras where he came from.
But he soon found out they have them HERE.