WBSM: These are the stories you can’t make up, and this one comes straight out of Fall River.
Fall River Police have confirmed that on Wednesday, September 1, they responded to a report that a naked man was tied up and running around the 12th hole of golf course at the Fall River Country Club.
The Fall River Country Club staff reported the man was able to untie himself just as the property manager approached him. He was chased by the staff – one of whom was wearing high heels, we were told – in an attempt to capture the naked man, but they were unable to do so.
The unclothed gentleman was able to escape into the woods and get away before he was caught, staff said.
So long as he was wearing a mask, it will be OK.
What the hell is Florida Man doing in Massachusetts?
That’s why I don’t golf.
We are nearing the end of normalcy when the first thing I thought of had nothing to do with a roped naked Florida transplant on a golf course, but was whether or not the pursuer in high heels was a tranny.
What hole did the naked guy vandalize before and after he was being chased by a tranny?
Not the exception but the rule! Just think of all the holes that get vandalized each and every night everywhere!
Everyone needs a hobby…..
Just Axing September 4, 2021 at 10:05 am
What the hell is Florida Man doing in Massachusetts?
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Good question. My daughter and her husband put their house up for sale, selling everything they own and they’re moving to Florida! CA whacky to Florida whacky, what could go wrong?
The second story at the link about Lizzie Borden’s old house was interesting.
Found it –
https://exclaim.ca/images/daly_streaker.jpg
Well, I guess the undisclosed location where they are keeping Hunter has been narrowed down a bit
I hate it when that happens …
[picks up ball]
Goldfinger, don’t you play the Slazenger? Here’s my Penfold Hearts–EWWWWWWWWW WHAT THE HELL!
*giggle*
After witnessing the incident, the clubhouse manager was on record stating “not sure about his overall game but his front 9 looked really good.”
Sounds like a FRATERNITY PRANK or BACHELOR PARTY.
Not everything has to about Trannies, Pedos, & Bestiality, But now days what isn’t?
No video?
I call BS.
Jethro-
I get these from the Howie Carr Show.
Yesterday’s series was so weird that Grace couldn’t stop laughing. 1/3 of the police blotter articles are always ‘Naked Man…” stories. lol
“Congratulations, Biff, you are now a full fledged member of Delta Chi.”
I’m confused; who tied him up? When they lost him did they look over by the ball washer?
According to the original story, “the golf course was violated”. Gee, thanks, NOT an image I needed on a Saturday morning.
Yeah, RogerF – my first thought was that the 12th hole was violated, not vandalized. There is a subtle, if not huge difference. I mean, a naked man? The only thing a naked man would do to a a hole is violate it, not “vandalize” it.
When I was in high school there was a streaker who used to run out of the woods in view of the football team that was practicing. This happened several times until finally the entire football team gave pursuit as the streaker ran back into the woods. They never caught him but learned later he was some guy from California.
You guys. 🤣
Never fear… Captain Castro is on the case. It gets better the more you read.
@MJA – we live to entertain you 😀
Was this Bill after meeting Rose in a hotel room?
Allways wear a glove.