Naked man runs loose on golf course, vandalizes hole – IOTW Report

Naked man runs loose on golf course, vandalizes hole

WBSM: These are the stories you can’t make up, and this one comes straight out of Fall River.

Fall River Police have confirmed that on Wednesday, September 1, they responded to a report that a naked man was tied up and running around the 12th hole of golf course at the Fall River Country Club.

The Fall River Country Club staff reported the man was able to untie himself just as the property manager approached him. He was chased by the staff – one of whom was wearing high heels, we were told – in an attempt to capture the naked man, but they were unable to do so.

The unclothed gentleman was able to escape into the woods and get away before he was caught, staff said.

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28 Comments on Naked man runs loose on golf course, vandalizes hole

  1. We are nearing the end of normalcy when the first thing I thought of had nothing to do with a roped naked Florida transplant on a golf course, but was whether or not the pursuer in high heels was a tranny.

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  2. Just Axing September 4, 2021 at 10:05 am

    What the hell is Florida Man doing in Massachusetts?
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    Good question. My daughter and her husband put their house up for sale, selling everything they own and they’re moving to Florida! CA whacky to Florida whacky, what could go wrong?

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  3. Yeah, RogerF – my first thought was that the 12th hole was violated, not vandalized. There is a subtle, if not huge difference. I mean, a naked man? The only thing a naked man would do to a a hole is violate it, not “vandalize” it.

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  4. When I was in high school there was a streaker who used to run out of the woods in view of the football team that was practicing. This happened several times until finally the entire football team gave pursuit as the streaker ran back into the woods. They never caught him but learned later he was some guy from California.

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