79 Comments on Name A Bad Job For Someone Who Is Accident Prone
Surgeon
Ladder tester
Nitroglycerin packer.
Bomb technician
President
Deli counter worker. Those meat slicers are dangerous!
Zoo Keeper
Pilot
Bovine Artificial Inseminator
Knife sharpener.
Electrician
Bull Semen Collector
Tour bus driver. (happens all the time)
Marine close quarters combat instructor
Tall Palm Tree Cutter
Pilot
Air traffic controller
Dentist
Race car Driver
Nuclear Power Plant Supervisor
The guy who yells “C’mon back!” while standing behind the garbage truck.
Uber Driver
Jihadist.
Zamboni Driver
Crack maker
Crash Test Dummie
Gun show entrance firearm clearer and safety inspector
Lineman for the county
Chicago cop
Barber (mine still uses a strait razor when I see him for my annual haircut)
Skyscraper window cleaner
High rise iron worker
Uncle Al, that guy goes by a name, “mo back”
Grand Canyon scenic overlook guardrail installer
Parachute packer.
USDA inspector.
@eternal cracker p – and I hear he’s the son of Mom Back.
High steel worker
Iron worker named Bob
Mechanic named Jack
Paper hanger named Matt
Carpenter named “Hillary’s Podium”
Drilling rig “Widowmaker” pipe hand. One mistake and they change jobs to ” glider pilot”.
Large animal dentist
Eiffel Tower pigeon control specialist
Sugar factory line worker with a second job in a cyanide factory.
Sewer inspector
Moyel
Welder
Biker bar men’s room attendant
Rodeo Clown
Hillary Clinton’s pharmacist
Cruise Ship Captain
Woodchipper operator
Rattle snake venom collector
tow motor orperator at a glass factory
Hillary’s designated “catcher” for when she falls. Oh wait, maybe that’s the PERFECT person for the job!
Hillarys’ barnacle scraper
Sky diving teacher
Dentist
Glass Blower
Clinton campaign whistleblower.
Flagpole sitter
Wolverine toenail trimmer
Grizzly bear Proctologist
Circus Knife Thrower
Letter Turner
ie; Vanna White
Clinton friend
Chainsaw juggler.
urologist who performs vasectomies
proctologist
Dick Cheney’s hunting partner
(Don’t get me wrong, I like Dick!)
@Jimmy – TMI…..
Birth control device tester/manufacturer.
…. the guy doing your vasectomy
Industrial baking machine repairman
Piercing facilitator
Knife thrower
NASCAR pit crew fuel man
… the guy doing your prostate exam
LOLOL
@Lazlo:
Knife thrower
Knife thrower’s target
(-:
I’m still cracking up about, “Don’t get me wrong, I like Dick.” heeheeehee
Pecker slicer, er pickle.
EOD (Explosive Ordnance Disposal) Technician.
my butler
Chief Inspector in France
hemophiliac in a razor blade factory
I knew a guy that one of his many jobs he had was nukeloader in the Air Force. Also he was a volunteer fireman for a while. Not only accident prone but he loved to pick the wrong battles and argue about it. One day at work the manager was walking up to him to hand him his last check and a handshake and it just so happened that at that moment he rescued an old lady with her apartment on fire and carried her out on his shoulder. The manager just turned around and walked away. Yeah, he got fired a month later.
Surgeon
Ladder tester
Nitroglycerin packer.
Bomb technician
President
Deli counter worker. Those meat slicers are dangerous!
Zoo Keeper
Pilot
Bovine Artificial Inseminator
Knife sharpener.
Electrician
Bull Semen Collector
Tour bus driver. (happens all the time)
Marine close quarters combat instructor
Tall Palm Tree Cutter
Pilot
Air traffic controller
Dentist
Race car Driver
Nuclear Power Plant Supervisor
The guy who yells “C’mon back!” while standing behind the garbage truck.
Uber Driver
Jihadist.
Zamboni Driver
Crack maker
Crash Test Dummie
Gun show entrance firearm clearer and safety inspector
Lineman for the county
Chicago cop
Barber (mine still uses a strait razor when I see him for my annual haircut)
Skyscraper window cleaner
High rise iron worker
Uncle Al, that guy goes by a name, “mo back”
Grand Canyon scenic overlook guardrail installer
Parachute packer.
USDA inspector.
@eternal cracker p – and I hear he’s the son of Mom Back.
High steel worker
Iron worker named Bob
Mechanic named Jack
Paper hanger named Matt
Carpenter named “Hillary’s Podium”
Drilling rig “Widowmaker” pipe hand. One mistake and they change jobs to ” glider pilot”.
Large animal dentist
Eiffel Tower pigeon control specialist
Sugar factory line worker with a second job in a cyanide factory.
Sewer inspector
Moyel
Welder
Biker bar men’s room attendant
Rodeo Clown
Hillary Clinton’s pharmacist
Cruise Ship Captain
Woodchipper operator
Rattle snake venom collector
tow motor orperator at a glass factory
Hillary’s designated “catcher” for when she falls. Oh wait, maybe that’s the PERFECT person for the job!
Hillarys’ barnacle scraper
Sky diving teacher
Dentist
Glass Blower
Clinton campaign whistleblower.
Flagpole sitter
Wolverine toenail trimmer
Grizzly bear Proctologist
Circus Knife Thrower
Letter Turner
ie; Vanna White
Clinton friend
Chainsaw juggler.
urologist who performs vasectomies
proctologist
Dick Cheney’s hunting partner
(Don’t get me wrong, I like Dick!)
@Jimmy – TMI…..
Birth control device tester/manufacturer.
…. the guy doing your vasectomy
Industrial baking machine repairman
Piercing facilitator
Knife thrower
NASCAR pit crew fuel man
… the guy doing your prostate exam
LOLOL
@Lazlo:
Knife thrower’s target
(-:
I’m still cracking up about, “Don’t get me wrong, I like Dick.” heeheeehee
Pecker slicer, er pickle.
EOD (Explosive Ordnance Disposal) Technician.
my butler
Chief Inspector in France
hemophiliac in a razor blade factory
I knew a guy that one of his many jobs he had was nukeloader in the Air Force. Also he was a volunteer fireman for a while. Not only accident prone but he loved to pick the wrong battles and argue about it. One day at work the manager was walking up to him to hand him his last check and a handshake and it just so happened that at that moment he rescued an old lady with her apartment on fire and carried her out on his shoulder. The manager just turned around and walked away. Yeah, he got fired a month later.