Name A Bad Job For Someone Who Is Accident Prone

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1. Surgeon

2. Ladder tester

3. Nitroglycerin packer.

4. Bomb technician

5. President

6. Deli counter worker. Those meat slicers are dangerous!

7. Zoo Keeper

8. Pilot

9. Bovine Artificial Inseminator

10. Knife sharpener.

11. Electrician

12. Bull Semen Collector

13. Tour bus driver. (happens all the time)

14. Marine close quarters combat instructor

15. Tall Palm Tree Cutter

16. Pilot
    Air traffic controller
    Dentist
    Race car Driver
    Nuclear Power Plant Supervisor

17. The guy who yells “C’mon back!” while standing behind the garbage truck.

18. Uber Driver

19. Jihadist.

20. Zamboni Driver

21. Crack maker

22. Crash Test Dummie

23. Gun show entrance firearm clearer and safety inspector

24. Lineman for the county

25. Chicago cop

26. Barber (mine still uses a strait razor when I see him for my annual haircut)

27. Skyscraper window cleaner

28. High rise iron worker

29. Uncle Al, that guy goes by a name, “mo back”

30. Grand Canyon scenic overlook guardrail installer

31. Parachute packer.

32. USDA inspector.

33. @eternal cracker p – and I hear he’s the son of Mom Back.

34. High steel worker

35. Iron worker named Bob

    Mechanic named Jack

    Paper hanger named Matt

    Carpenter named “Hillary’s Podium”

36. Drilling rig “Widowmaker” pipe hand. One mistake and they change jobs to ” glider pilot”.

37. Large animal dentist

38. Eiffel Tower pigeon control specialist

39. Sugar factory line worker with a second job in a cyanide factory.

40. Sewer inspector

41. Moyel

42. Welder

43. Biker bar men’s room attendant

44. Rodeo Clown

45. Hillary Clinton’s pharmacist

46. Cruise Ship Captain

47. Woodchipper operator

48. Rattle snake venom collector

49. tow motor orperator at a glass factory

50. Hillary’s designated “catcher” for when she falls. Oh wait, maybe that’s the PERFECT person for the job!

51. Hillarys’ barnacle scraper

52. Sky diving teacher

    Dentist

53. Glass Blower

54. Clinton campaign whistleblower.

55. Flagpole sitter

56. Wolverine toenail trimmer

57. Grizzly bear Proctologist

58. Circus Knife Thrower

59. Letter Turner
    ie; Vanna White

60. Clinton friend

61. Chainsaw juggler.

62. urologist who performs vasectomies

63. proctologist

64. Dick Cheney’s hunting partner
    (Don’t get me wrong, I like Dick!)

65. @Jimmy – TMI…..

66. Birth control device tester/manufacturer.

67. …. the guy doing your vasectomy

68. Industrial baking machine repairman

69. Piercing facilitator

70. Knife thrower

71. NASCAR pit crew fuel man

72. … the guy doing your prostate exam

73. LOLOL

74. @Lazlo:

    Knife thrower

    Knife thrower’s target

    (-:

75. I’m still cracking up about, “Don’t get me wrong, I like Dick.” heeheeehee

76. Pecker slicer, er pickle.

77. EOD (Explosive Ordnance Disposal) Technician.

78. my butler

    Chief Inspector in France

    hemophiliac in a razor blade factory

79. I knew a guy that one of his many jobs he had was nukeloader in the Air Force. Also he was a volunteer fireman for a while. Not only accident prone but he loved to pick the wrong battles and argue about it. One day at work the manager was walking up to him to hand him his last check and a handshake and it just so happened that at that moment he rescued an old lady with her apartment on fire and carried her out on his shoulder. The manager just turned around and walked away. Yeah, he got fired a month later.