Barney the Dinosaur theme song (ILoveYou, You Love Me). There was a time, when my daughter was a toddler that I would get that song stuck in my head right before bedtime. Couldn’t tap that ass to save my soul.
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“Maneater” would be particularly disturbing during oral sex.
Are you kiddin? I could fuck like a rabbit to that tempo!
Butthole Surfers.
Your Mother Should Know – Beatles
Fiddle About – Who
Cousin Kevin – Who
The End – Doors
You Know My Name (Look Up The Number) – Beatles
Foggy Mountain Breakdown – Flatt & Scruggs
Folsom Prison Blues – Johnny Cash
Big Girls Don’t Cry – Four Seasons
Lola – Kinks
There’s No Business Like Show Business (Ethel Merman Version)
Dang! I just saw this. lol Oh, well. How about “Mama Told Me Not To Cum”.
Wizzum, back in the day in the early 70’s my best friend and i played Ummagumma to death. We thought it was great but what did we know back then, we also played a lot of Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention ,what does that tell you. You missed the part with the fly being chased around and swatted though. And even on acid anything by Pink Floyd especially Ummagumma would be one of the weirdest songs ever to have sex to playing in the background. My daughter freaks out every time I play my CD of Ummagumma. She wonders what in the hell am I listening to which is why I don’t play it very often anymore.
TOOL…Prison Sex
Alice Cooper – “Only Women Bleed”.
Something like “Sweet Transvestite.”
or “pass the dutchy”
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Paul Anka – “You’re Having My Baby”.
Anything sung by Yoko Ono.
John Cage – “4:33”.
Neil Diamond “Love on my socks”
Oh wait – I mean “Love on the Rocks”
Oh wait – that’s sounds just as bad.
Maybe this one then –
Mother, Mother ocean, I have heard your call. I have wanted to sail upon you waters since I was 3 feet tall…you’ve seen it all, you’ve seen it all! In your belly you hold the treasures that few have seldom seen, most of us dream, most of us dream…..
Oooohh Mmmmyy Gooddd! I forgot the one song to not have sex with! Do you remember the Happy Happy Joy Joy song? Just try listening to that one in the middle of coitus!
I have a Pastor friend who absolutely hated Drop kick me Jesus thru the goal posts of life by Bobby Bare. It is probably the worst country song ever recorded. And even worse than Are you on the top 40 or your Lordy, Lordy. Lordy by ShaNaNa which was just stupid.
Actually…..I recall an exact episode where this song killed a back seat frolic in 1981.
B-I-N-G-O and Bingo was his name-o. This will be stuck in your head now when you are having sex. Your welcome.
Correct.
One exception though. If you have a dirt road in front of your house and speak with a twang – you’re gonna hear sang.
A joke. Why don’t Baptists make love standing up? Because it might lead to dancing.
– Will you still love me tomorrow?
– Traces of love, long ago, that didn’t work out right
– Won’t come back from Deadman’s Curve
– I’m her eighth old man named Henry, Henry the eighth I am
– Maybe I know that he’s been cheating (Lesley Gore)
– Papa was a rolling stone, wherever he laid his hat was home
– You’re not the only cuddly toy, that was ever enjoyed by a boy (Monkees)
– Don’t give in to him (Gary Puckett)
– Whose bed have your boots been under (Shania Twain)
– Rap, rap, rap, they call him the Rapper, rap, rap, rap, you know what he’s after
Definitely this song.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs
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Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds sung/or talked by William Shatner a.k.a. Captain James T. Kirk
A Boy Named Sue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOHPuY88Ry4
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Crocodile Rock. I quit a band once because the leader always wanted to play that faggy song. That and “Swanging”. Hate that shit!
Goodnight, I’m out of gas.
Ha Ha, It’s gotta be this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Joo90ZWrUkU
Which reminds me. How do you tell when your girl friends to fat? When she sits on your face and you can’t hear the stereo.
I know, I’m a pig.
Whoops… my bad.
Popcorn – by Hot Butter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=60&v=YfdLh0MHqKw
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This one will get you completely out of the groove…. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ7pgElCPXE
OOO That Smell.
Those Demons of Detumescence, Iron Butterfly
with In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida.
She’ll be coming ’round the mountain when she comes…
Love Rollercoaster: Rumor at the time was that the recording included the scream of a dying rollercoaster rider in it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etebeZDt7Eo
Been there, still have the scars…
The Hokey Pokey is just weird any time. But I suppose that’s what it’s all about.
What a classic!
Anything by the Eurythmics and I once fell asleep at a Tori Amos concert.
I know an old lady
Who swallowed a fly.
I don’t know why
She swallowed a fly.
Perhaps she’ll die.
I know an old lady
Who swallowed a spider…
Abdul Abulbul Amir
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIzVXxs0EyU
(Sorry, no idea how to link, much less embed anything.)
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Marie Laveau – Bobby Bare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpZzehuWdM4
Tritzem Yodel – Grampa Jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj7aroh2ADg
Hallelugiah I’m a Bum – Harry McClintock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uKbIkYGsIg
Here Come the Son…..Oh SUN? Never mind…
Anything by Johnny Horton
The Rodeo Song. Nobody can boink to that.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tX6ggRByE8g
Chug a Lug – Roger Miller
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsNWlM3fWmI
Oh, My Papa!
Hot Diggity, Dog Diggity, Boom What You Do To Me
(showing my age?)
several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a pict.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrRhnaFaBsA
My first choice too.
Barney the Dinosaur theme song (ILoveYou, You Love Me). There was a time, when my daughter was a toddler that I would get that song stuck in my head right before bedtime. Couldn’t tap that ass to save my soul.
‘
“Maneater” would be particularly disturbing during oral sex.
Are you kiddin? I could fuck like a rabbit to that tempo!
Butthole Surfers.
Your Mother Should Know – Beatles
Fiddle About – Who
Cousin Kevin – Who
The End – Doors
You Know My Name (Look Up The Number) – Beatles
Foggy Mountain Breakdown – Flatt & Scruggs
Folsom Prison Blues – Johnny Cash
Big Girls Don’t Cry – Four Seasons
Lola – Kinks
There’s No Business Like Show Business (Ethel Merman Version)
This is the one.
http://bit.ly/1gRgiYY
no comment.
“Oh, My Papa” Weird!
This one might actually help.
Cake…She’s Going The Distance.
Dang! I just saw this. lol Oh, well. How about “Mama Told Me Not To Cum”.
Wizzum, back in the day in the early 70’s my best friend and i played Ummagumma to death. We thought it was great but what did we know back then, we also played a lot of Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention ,what does that tell you. You missed the part with the fly being chased around and swatted though. And even on acid anything by Pink Floyd especially Ummagumma would be one of the weirdest songs ever to have sex to playing in the background. My daughter freaks out every time I play my CD of Ummagumma. She wonders what in the hell am I listening to which is why I don’t play it very often anymore.
TOOL…Prison Sex
Alice Cooper – “Only Women Bleed”.
Something like “Sweet Transvestite.”
or “pass the dutchy”
‘
”
Paul Anka – “You’re Having My Baby”.
Anything sung by Yoko Ono.
John Cage – “4:33”.
Neil Diamond “Love on my socks”
Oh wait – I mean “Love on the Rocks”
Oh wait – that’s sounds just as bad.
Maybe this one then –
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMjSSVuNDFw
Mother, Mother ocean, I have heard your call. I have wanted to sail upon you waters since I was 3 feet tall…you’ve seen it all, you’ve seen it all! In your belly you hold the treasures that few have seldom seen, most of us dream, most of us dream…..
Eric Carmen – “All By MySelf”
Camptown Races.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IBxJV3R9PM
The Star Spangled Banner.
(Unless you were already standing)
😉
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GK5eAguRdfU
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is that fat man and little boy again? Such cute kids! They saved millions of lives way back when a dem dropped them on…..
Ooooh, oooohh!!! I have the perfect song to have sex to. “The Roach that ate Cleveland” by Doctor Demento. You cannot get any stranger than that!
Along with Black Flag and Anthrax. Maybe ‘Dead Puppies Aren’t Much Fun’. I think that was the Dead Kennedy’s.
‘Drop Kick Me Jesus’ (through the goal posts of life), Bobby Bare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsWg0bt9kp4
The first thing that came to mind was Flight of The Bumblebee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QV1RGMLUKE
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“Sung”?
The Trololo Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z4m4lnjxkY
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WTH? 🙂
Oooohh Mmmmyy Gooddd! I forgot the one song to not have sex with! Do you remember the Happy Happy Joy Joy song? Just try listening to that one in the middle of coitus!
Disney ‘its a small world after all’
Spongebob’s. The song that never ends
There coming to take me away ha ha
Any song on a Yoko onto album
http://www.themusicallyrics.com/s/344-something-rotten-the-musical/3535-the-black-death.html
I have a Pastor friend who absolutely hated Drop kick me Jesus thru the goal posts of life by Bobby Bare. It is probably the worst country song ever recorded. And even worse than Are you on the top 40 or your Lordy, Lordy. Lordy by ShaNaNa which was just stupid.
How much is that doggie in the window?
This screeching song!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FPn5noN_qs
” here come the fleas ” white noise by white noise -1970s [ the ultimate trippy LP
Anything by Celine Dion
Maybe it’s just me, but…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
sung (sʌŋ)
vb
1. the past participle of sing
adj
2. (Music, other) produced by singing: a sung syllable.
Ballad of a Dog Names stains, by Red Peters
https://youtu.be/r6MTTkGsz3E
“Paradise By The Dashboard Light” by Meatloaf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmPMMitJDYg
It might be good to start, but it would be a major turnoff a few minutes in…
Detachable Penis- King Missile
MacArthur Park just because.
Actually…..I recall an exact episode where this song killed a back seat frolic in 1981.
B-I-N-G-O and Bingo was his name-o. This will be stuck in your head now when you are having sex. Your welcome.
Correct.
One exception though. If you have a dirt road in front of your house and speak with a twang – you’re gonna hear sang.
A joke. Why don’t Baptists make love standing up? Because it might lead to dancing.
– Will you still love me tomorrow?
– Traces of love, long ago, that didn’t work out right
– Won’t come back from Deadman’s Curve
– I’m her eighth old man named Henry, Henry the eighth I am
– Maybe I know that he’s been cheating (Lesley Gore)
– Papa was a rolling stone, wherever he laid his hat was home
– You’re not the only cuddly toy, that was ever enjoyed by a boy (Monkees)
– Don’t give in to him (Gary Puckett)
– Whose bed have your boots been under (Shania Twain)
– Rap, rap, rap, they call him the Rapper, rap, rap, rap, you know what he’s after
The love in daddy’s pants, oops I mean hands….
Rubber Duckie.
YMMV
Kinko the Kid Loving Clown by Ogden Edsl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=OTJGkwMf08k .
This-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=eh7lp9umG2I .
Viagra cure-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=LH5ay10RTGY .