Name One Thing You Trust More Than The Federal Government
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My ex wife
Everything!
Name one thing you trust LESS than the federal government.
when it comes to trust of the Federal Government, I try to keep an open mind. But not so open thart my brains fall out! You earn trust.
Gas station convenience store sushi in south Texas in the summer!
My bathroom scale, it always tells the truth when I agree with it and lies like a Biden when it tries to claim I’ve gained weight. Come on, Man!
Cheap toilet paper..
A drink from Bill Cosby.
Covid shots, from the bad batch.
Muslims
Dinner at Jeffrey Dahmer’s.
Donald J. Trump.
Lindsey Graham!
@ Anoymousey, you gutless little shit weasel – “…Donald J. Trump…”
Hoo hoo ha ha, that’s a good one. You trust Trump before you trust OBiden.
Investment advice from Bernie Madoff.
Psa_31:6 I have hated them that regard lying vanities: but I trust in the LORD.
KJB
But if I have to speak worldly then I would have to say a slug.
That my farts won’t smell up the place.
George Santos with my credit card. My ex girlfriend of 12 years in bed with my best friend.
It meant nothing & honey I promise it won’t ever happen again.
Nutrition advice from Euell Gibbons.
Joy Reid’s beauty tips.
Clyclustus Kadidlehoffer Clunch!
“Who’s he?”
“I don’t know. But” I damn sure trust him more than the guv’ment”.
Harbor Freight jackstands…
My 4 year old grandson.
A hooker with a cold sore
Papier-mâché motorcycle helmet
Lucy holding the football
Putin. He may be a murderous dictator, but he definitely wants to “Make Russia Great Again”, as opposed to our government which seems to want to “Put America in Last Place.”
Salmonella
The guy who rings my doorbell and tells me he’ll repave my driveway really cheap because he has some leftover hot mix in his truck that’ll just solidify if he doesn’t use it right away.
@Truth or Concensus – “…Clyclustus Kadidlehoffer Clunch…”
Do you mean Clem Kadiddlehopper?
https://red-skelton.info/articles/clem-kadiddlehopper-red-skeltons-country-bumpkin/
I trust me, no one else will.
When I have to sneeze with diarrhea.
Do it yourself surgery websites.
ebay car parts.
Online pharmacies. Seriously: cured my covid; federal government’s advice for prevention or treatment would have killed me.
Answer to ? :
Everything I can
See Hear Feel Smell Taste
or otherwise experience while feeling normally
The button on Christie Kreme’s slacks.
Mexican Drug Cartels
Chinese Communist Part
Russia
Hamas
Antifa
At least they’re honest about their disdain for our country and their intention to destroy it. …whereas both career and elected individuals in the federal government lie about their motivations and goals.
The Nigerian prince who will send me part of his multi-million dollar fortune if only I send him a few thousand to help him recover it. Government is the greatest evil ever created by man.
Oh come on now folks, everyone knows you you can trust your ex-spouse attorney. Right up there with FJB honesty.
A fart when you’re over 70.
My dog with a chicken samich
Chicken tartare
The only government you can trust, 45-70 government!
.30 GOV 06
FJB
Used car salesmen.
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
“Check’s in the Mail.”
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
A package from Ted Kazinski
Offer of a ride home from Ted Kennedy.
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
My gut.
Putin
Pfizer
A home inspector, barely.
A zit on my ass.
Reason I voter Ronny 9 times
DIFFERENT TIM
is right!
Gas station sushi with a past good date.
Michael Jackson Daycare Centers.
A viper and I’m deathly scared of all snakes.
a 6 year old with a lighter and a bucket of gas.
A Scorpion. Referencing the scorpion and the frog…
That recurring boil on my ass.
A smelly dripping hoo-hoo-nay-nay.
A NYC street vendor Hot Dog.