“Voters didn’t turn out in enough numbers” – Mr. Obvious
Global warming
Voters
Not enough Black Panther poll watchers.
Mr. Pinko
Any white man
Martians
Ren and Stimpy!
Me.
Angry white males… duh!
Me too!
Huma’s weiner.
Euripides, and all those bastards down in Athens,
Anybody but themselves
Fox News
Acid Rain (whatever happened to that?)
the coming Ice Age
black people leaving the plantation
Southerners
Count Tyrone Rugen
Prince Humperdinck
The Impressive Clergyman
The Ancient Booer
Vizzini
Dread Pirate Roberts
“I want my father back, you son of a bitch!”
Bigots, Racists and Hitler
They were grabbed by their pussies…..
God.
The Democrat convention and party denied him three times.
God
Putin
Israel
Florida
Texas
The Constitution
Britex
EL TRUMPO!!!
Name Someone Democrats Blame When Losing An Erection.
Hillary Clinton.
The people who do not advocate safe space echo chambers are to blame.
Guess who takes credit for market improvements on his watch
People who pass voter I.D. laws.
Poll watchers.
News sites that tell the truth.
Themselves – for not getting their message out about hammering in that final nail in the coffin of federal republicanism and individual liberty.
Everyone but themselves
Everyone but Democrats!
Redneck, ignorant, racist deplorables.
Nixon
Somebody cut my coke with too much Ex-Lax.
The Russians stole my Play-Doh.
Facts.
izlamo delenda est …
The Knights who say “Ni!”
Actually, they SHOULD be blaming Planned Parenthood for killing off their voter base…
Wouldn’t it be more challenging to those they DIDN’T blame for losing.
I sat in a doctor’s office today leafing through recent issues of TIME. The answer is clear:
Xenophobic homophobic Islamophobic stupid racist backwoods guntoting conservative crackers from Flyover, USA.
Them, and Ren Hoek.
Stupid, racist, climate change denying, bible thumping, anti-abortion, deplorable, conservative, nativist,homophobic,islamophobic misogynists. Or,as I like to call them, everyday hard working patriotic Americans.
The Bossa Nova.
It gets blamed for everything.
Tens of millions of Deplorable Russian Hackers.
Rape victims.
The Sun (Sol)
Russians
Americans
Latvians
Wile. E. Coyote.
Fluffy clouds
Massengil
Each other
Every Russian ever born.
Every Deplorable in the history of the world.
William Jefferson Clinton.
Every Man ever born.
Everyone but Hillary Rodham Clinton.
Rusty the belt dealer…?
The Prince of Darknets, Vlad Pepes
I’ve got it !!
“Crest White Strips”
Accept no substitutes.
Mittens for not stepping up to lose nobly again.
Messaging.
The Russians.
Fly over country hayseeds.
Retards who stick to their guns and bibles.
Oil riggers.
Tradesmen.
The uneducated “blue collar” type.
Women who love their families. Husbands included.
The Military war mongers.
Coal miners.
Police officers
That’s enough for me.
The Hildabeast herself.
Seriously, the fact that millions of people voted for this utterly corrupt, evil, lying, nasty, power-mad, despotic and ignorant twat-waffle is what is disconcerting.
Democrats would vote for her if she performed a televised child sacrifice in the nude while chanting from the koran. Democrats lack a moral compass and have only one god, themselves.
Their quest is endless for power and goodies like, murder by abortion, every sexual deviancy on the planet, and theft by the government to use in a guaranteed failed attempt at a socialist utopia.
To many bars playing Fox news
ANYONE but themselves!
The TEA PARTY!!!!
Never blame the candidate.
Especially when she is
despicable, criminal, gutter trash scum.
If you’re a demorat,
how is that objectionable ?
Don’t help them.
Let the Progressive morons stew in their own mess.
They’ll never guess it wuz due to the foul, old, rotten cunt they ran as the candidate!
When in doubt, Blame it On Rio.
Seriously though, Osama Bin Laden. That sorry son of a bitch was killed just before Obama’s re-election, and he should have escaped so Hillary could kill him before the 2016 election.
that stupid Electoral College
Electoral College Electors that adhered to their oaths … I mean, Really!
the authors of the Constitution, the Federalist Papers, white men that founded the country
the Great Unwashed in Flyover Country
Police acting stupidly
not buying off Comrade Bernie soon enough
Tim Kaine’s eyebrows
the Amish, because they don’t vote … they are pacifists after all … coulda won Pennsyltucky … but NOOOOOOOOOOO
The dog ate the ballots!
anyone who has ever read kurt vonnegut realizes this whole mess has been caused by those toilet plunger aliens in the sky…..
either that, or, you know…..people can be REALLY STUPID…..especially in large mobs….
we definitely dodged a 50 cal this time, but that doesn’t mean they won’t up-armor and get us the next time….fascism/marxism/liberalism is only ever ONE election away…..
by the way, off topic…..here’s this guy selling his “my pillow dot com”…..he looks like david axelrod…..it’s creepy…..makes me wonder what he’s putting in those pillows, that will give us “the best night’s sleep”……i’m not going to sleep on one of his pillows, for fear i will wake up democrat……no thanks!!!
Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy.
Milo Yiannopoulos and the Alt-right.
The Basket of Deplorables tm.
James “The touchables” Comey.
Internet racists and their memes.
Conservative Radio…….ding 34
Bush
“Voters didn’t turn out in enough numbers” – Mr. Obvious
Global warming
Voters
Not enough Black Panther poll watchers.
Mr. Pinko
Any white man
Martians
Ren and Stimpy!
Me.
Angry white males… duh!
Me too!
Huma’s weiner.
Euripides, and all those bastards down in Athens,
Anybody but themselves
Fox News
Acid Rain (whatever happened to that?)
the coming Ice Age
black people leaving the plantation
Southerners
Count Tyrone Rugen
Prince Humperdinck
The Impressive Clergyman
The Ancient Booer
Vizzini
Dread Pirate Roberts
“I want my father back, you son of a bitch!”
Bigots, Racists and Hitler
They were grabbed by their pussies…..
God.
The Democrat convention and party denied him three times.
God
Putin
Israel
Florida
Texas
The Constitution
Britex
EL TRUMPO!!!
Name Someone Democrats Blame When Losing An Erection.
Hillary Clinton.
The people who do not advocate safe space echo chambers are to blame.
Guess who takes credit for market improvements on his watch
People who pass voter I.D. laws.
Poll watchers.
News sites that tell the truth.
Themselves – for not getting their message out about hammering in that final nail in the coffin of federal republicanism and individual liberty.
Everyone but themselves
Everyone but Democrats!
Redneck, ignorant, racist deplorables.
Nixon
Somebody cut my coke with too much Ex-Lax.
The Russians stole my Play-Doh.
Facts.
izlamo delenda est …
The Knights who say “Ni!”
Actually, they SHOULD be blaming Planned Parenthood for killing off their voter base…
Wouldn’t it be more challenging to those they DIDN’T blame for losing.
I sat in a doctor’s office today leafing through recent issues of TIME. The answer is clear:
Xenophobic homophobic Islamophobic stupid racist backwoods guntoting conservative crackers from Flyover, USA.
Them, and Ren Hoek.
Stupid, racist, climate change denying, bible thumping, anti-abortion, deplorable, conservative, nativist,homophobic,islamophobic misogynists. Or,as I like to call them, everyday hard working patriotic Americans.
The Bossa Nova.
It gets blamed for everything.
Tens of millions of Deplorable Russian Hackers.
Rape victims.
The Sun (Sol)
Russians
Americans
Latvians
Wile. E. Coyote.
Fluffy clouds
Massengil
Each other
Every Russian ever born.
Every Deplorable in the history of the world.
William Jefferson Clinton.
Every Man ever born.
Everyone but Hillary Rodham Clinton.
Rusty the belt dealer…?
The Prince of Darknets, Vlad Pepes
I’ve got it !!
“Crest White Strips”
Accept no substitutes.
Mittens for not stepping up to lose nobly again.
Messaging.
The Russians.
Fly over country hayseeds.
Retards who stick to their guns and bibles.
Oil riggers.
Tradesmen.
The uneducated “blue collar” type.
Women who love their families. Husbands included.
The Military war mongers.
Coal miners.
Police officers
That’s enough for me.
The Hildabeast herself.
Seriously, the fact that millions of people voted for this utterly corrupt, evil, lying, nasty, power-mad, despotic and ignorant twat-waffle is what is disconcerting.
Democrats would vote for her if she performed a televised child sacrifice in the nude while chanting from the koran. Democrats lack a moral compass and have only one god, themselves.
Their quest is endless for power and goodies like, murder by abortion, every sexual deviancy on the planet, and theft by the government to use in a guaranteed failed attempt at a socialist utopia.
To many bars playing Fox news
ANYONE but themselves!
The TEA PARTY!!!!
Never blame the candidate.
Especially when she is
despicable, criminal, gutter trash scum.
If you’re a demorat,
how is that objectionable ?
Don’t help them.
Let the Progressive morons stew in their own mess.
They’ll never guess it wuz due to the foul, old, rotten cunt they ran as the candidate!
When in doubt, Blame it On Rio.
Seriously though, Osama Bin Laden. That sorry son of a bitch was killed just before Obama’s re-election, and he should have escaped so Hillary could kill him before the 2016 election.
that stupid Electoral College
Electoral College Electors that adhered to their oaths … I mean, Really!
the authors of the Constitution, the Federalist Papers, white men that founded the country
the Great Unwashed in Flyover Country
Police acting stupidly
not buying off Comrade Bernie soon enough
Tim Kaine’s eyebrows
the Amish, because they don’t vote … they are pacifists after all … coulda won Pennsyltucky … but NOOOOOOOOOOO
The dog ate the ballots!
anyone who has ever read kurt vonnegut realizes this whole mess has been caused by those toilet plunger aliens in the sky…..
either that, or, you know…..people can be REALLY STUPID…..especially in large mobs….
we definitely dodged a 50 cal this time, but that doesn’t mean they won’t up-armor and get us the next time….fascism/marxism/liberalism is only ever ONE election away…..
by the way, off topic…..here’s this guy selling his “my pillow dot com”…..he looks like david axelrod…..it’s creepy…..makes me wonder what he’s putting in those pillows, that will give us “the best night’s sleep”……i’m not going to sleep on one of his pillows, for fear i will wake up democrat……no thanks!!!
Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy.
Milo Yiannopoulos and the Alt-right.
The Basket of Deplorables tm.
James “The touchables” Comey.
Internet racists and their memes.