a ticket for disorderly conduct, open container, and public urination…..
well a Zamboni of course. being ridden by the flying nun
pie
a house. No wait, that would be pelosi or hillary who worry about that.
Richard Simmons while he is sweatin to the fatties.
a truncheon
a billy club
a black jack
a baton
a ball bat
a baseball
a softball
a pistol butt
a rock
a tree limb
a karate kick
a flying monkey
a swung cat
an overpriced coffee cup
an open hand
a closed fist
a baseball
a soccer ball
a golf ball
a horseshoe
a lawn dart
a croquet ball
a croquet mallet
a polo ball
a polo pony
a pie meant for Soupy Sales
a pair of brass knuckles
The Day The Earth Stood Still flying saucer
Godzilla .. or that Cloverfield monster
… & worst of all … used Depends flung out a non-descript black Chevy Suburban van hauling ass to Chelsea’s Apartment/Emergency Room in Manhattan … stat
Park’s husband’s fist
Bucket of gravy
A foul ball ?
The thought that I need to spend more money at Spencers Gifts……
The thought that I can’t remember all of the lines of “The Outlaw Josie Wales”…
A crack pipe that fell out of the guy’s hand that was asleep in the tree.
On a summer day in Texas-a heat stroke.
What is a Dog Chasing a Dildo, Alex?
Bucket of red paint symbolizing blood from the gaggle of semi-naked PETA activists who don’t like that I’m wearing leather shoes and a leather belt while eating a double bacon cheeseburger.
A biological clock
150 watts of noise.
A feral yoote.
A hefty fine for shooting dindoos.
Email Server
Foot bomb. Abandoned by a lone wolf, of course.
Randomly hit up by a stranger asking me for a light, a dollar or the time of day – while I keeping my eyes on his, move my hand towards my CC and tell him I neither smoke, carry cash or wear a watch.
Either a Pokemon Go zombie, or a drone, from what I have read.
panhandler
A whiff of marijuana in the air.
Frisbee,
Soccer ball,
Football,
Drone someone is learning to fly,
Subpoena
The realization that I just screwed up big time.
A proposition.
A Buckeye
http://www.statesymbolsusa.org/sites/statesymbolsusa.org/files/primary-images/OhioBuckeyeStateTree.jpg
or
http://www.rantsports.com/ncaa-football/files/2014/09/Ohio-State-Joey-Bosa.jpg
A Stray bullet, five times.
A fricken Clown that’s haulin ass from the mob that’s going to use him for a pinata at the illegals saturday bbq birthday party.
A dildo
A grast idea I’ll forget before I get home.
If I was at a park in Jacksonville right now I might get hit by a 100 mph seagull.
Bird poop.
A dog chasing a Frisbee.
…or a 100 mph dildo. bet you didn’t see that coming!
… two shots from two different caliber bullets while I was trying to commit suicide?
A dognapper chasing the dog chasing a Frisbee.
The thought that I might be in the witness protection program…
A dog owner chasing the dognapper chasing the dog chasing a Frisbee.
… Smokey the Bear slappin’ my ass for lighting a fire?
The sudden realization that other people’s kids suck….
A black lives matter numb nuts who actually believes black lives matter.
what is, Anthony Wiener?
what is, Anderson Cooper?
oh, I thought you said Central Park.
Luca Brasi…
The realization I need to proof read my comments before posting.
Which I’ll forget before I get home.
Still laughing at your answer cologne musk. Heeeheeheee. Betcha didn’t see that coming Lol!
Black titties if there is battle over a case of water
Hopefully
Sweet Meteor O’Death
https://twitter.com/smod2016
@/notmyrealname
glad you liked it..
a ticket for disorderly conduct, open container, and public urination…..
well a Zamboni of course. being ridden by the flying nun
pie
a house. No wait, that would be pelosi or hillary who worry about that.
Richard Simmons while he is sweatin to the fatties.
a truncheon
a billy club
a black jack
a baton
a ball bat
a baseball
a softball
a pistol butt
a rock
a tree limb
a karate kick
a flying monkey
a swung cat
an overpriced coffee cup
an open hand
a closed fist
a baseball
a soccer ball
a golf ball
a horseshoe
a lawn dart
a croquet ball
a croquet mallet
a polo ball
a polo pony
a pie meant for Soupy Sales
a pair of brass knuckles
The Day The Earth Stood Still flying saucer
Godzilla .. or that Cloverfield monster
… & worst of all … used Depends flung out a non-descript black Chevy Suburban van hauling ass to Chelsea’s Apartment/Emergency Room in Manhattan … stat
Park’s husband’s fist
Bucket of gravy
A foul ball ?
The thought that I need to spend more money at Spencers Gifts……
The thought that I can’t remember all of the lines of “The Outlaw Josie Wales”…
You can pay me when you see me again, Josie.
My favorite line Corona….https://youtu.be/9HRtcBAbCLE
A crack pipe that fell out of the guy’s hand that was asleep in the tree.
On a summer day in Texas-a heat stroke.
What is a Dog Chasing a Dildo, Alex?
Bucket of red paint symbolizing blood from the gaggle of semi-naked PETA activists who don’t like that I’m wearing leather shoes and a leather belt while eating a double bacon cheeseburger.
A biological clock
150 watts of noise.
A feral yoote.
A hefty fine for shooting dindoos.
Email Server
Foot bomb. Abandoned by a lone wolf, of course.
Randomly hit up by a stranger asking me for a light, a dollar or the time of day – while I keeping my eyes on his, move my hand towards my CC and tell him I neither smoke, carry cash or wear a watch.
Anthony Weiner’s schlong.
And you guys wonder why never leave the house.