The Twilight Zone theme…
with complete intro from Rod Serling:
“I give you an unhinged yet vociferously opinionated blowhard with a superiority complex.
Yes, this is demonstrably amplified by the elevated proof of agave plant triple distilled and filtered, coursing through his veins and pickled cerebral cortex. I give you LocoBlancoSaltine”
When I make my exit:
“iotwreports?
Maybe it’s wishful thinking nestled in a hidden part of a man’s mind, or maybe it’s the last stop in the vast design of things – or perhaps, for a man like Mr. LocoSaltine, who climbed on a world that went by too fast, it’s a place around the bend where he could jump off. iotwreports?
Whatever it is, it comes with sunlight and serenity, and is a part of The Twilight Zone.”
I Feel Pretty.
Instant Karma loud
That Smell, Skynard
Penguins by Lyle Lovett…
Because penguins are so sensitive… penguins are so sensitive to my needs.
@Frank – Chicago?
A hearty round of applause peppered with Bravo! and Good Job! would be great.
Eeew, I love me some Marshal Tucker. Damn that’s some good stuff. Seen them 4 times.
This idea is so funny! And I’ve talked about this for years!! Ever since I heard the opening theme music to the first Law & Order, I thought that’s what I wish would magically play as I “walked around.”
@Loco, that asshole song should win this thing. lol
Hillary Clinton: Workin’ on the Chain Gang.
Bad Moon Rising, Creedence Clearwater Revival
or if I’m in a good mood
Jupiter Bringer of Jollity from Gustav Holst’s The Planets
or maybe
Ligeti’s Atmospheres because it’s so damn annoying
Oh heck the truth is Tom Jones Sex Bomb
Snort!
Trampled Under Foot
Led Zeppelin
HELL of a power intro!
Stand back bitches!
Is That All There Is
1040 Blues
Eugina, the Sex Bomb had me warm for your form. The snort, not so much.
LOL Brad, sorry ’bout that. Whose them is ‘I’m Too Sexy’ by the dreadful Right Said Fred.
Surely someone here has ‘Tubthumping’ by Chumbawamba
‘Pissing the night awaaaaaaay’
When driving… Jimmy Buffett – Were You Born An Asshole
“Dixie”.
😉
Led Zeppelin — The Ocean
Since tomorrow is my last day at work…
Had Enough by The Who.
Abigail Adams reminded me of theme songs. This has always been one of my favorites and wouldn’t be bad for walking into a room. Theme from Hawaii Five-O
Hell’s bells! What about Hail to the Chief? It always makes me want to stand up straight and walk tall (although it hasn’t been working, as it should, lately….)
I have hope for the future. ….Lady in Red
Stuck in the middle with you
I don’t know the name of it, but you usually hear it at a circus when the clowns come on.
Sam, I think that is called “Entrance of the Gladiators” . I offered that one a while back as the song they would play at 0bama’s funeral. 😉
“Send in the Clowns”
@mnhawk, you retiring or just telling them to F.O.?
mnhawk, hope you have a way to access the internet from wherever you’re heading to. And a good water filter too! I’d pick a $35 ceramic impregnated with silver, they are good for about a year, cleaned monthly. 🙂
Good luck, stay in touch with us.
The Blue Oyster Waltz from Police Academy
Hoochie Coochie Man
John Lee Hooker.
Fly Me To The Moon
The House is Rockin’ – SRV
Walkin’ up the street you can hear the sound
Of some bad honky tonkers really layin’ it down
(Can’t Get No) Satisfaction
The theme from ‘Shaft’
4’33” by John Cage
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zb3GLa2fm5s
Walk like a man. (Sing like a girl) lol
Marty Robins Big Iron. I carry big. Go big or duck.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=999RqGZatPs
“Brick House” by the Commodores 😉
Streets of Bakersfield, either version
I Like Beer –
Tom T. Hall
Vehicle – Ides of March
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxJFjO4Skgo
“The Breeze” Skynard or J. J. of course.
One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer
The Twilight Zone theme…
with complete intro from Rod Serling:
“I give you an unhinged yet vociferously opinionated blowhard with a superiority complex.
Yes, this is demonstrably amplified by the elevated proof of agave plant triple distilled and filtered, coursing through his veins and pickled cerebral cortex. I give you LocoBlancoSaltine”
When I make my exit:
“iotwreports?
Maybe it’s wishful thinking nestled in a hidden part of a man’s mind, or maybe it’s the last stop in the vast design of things – or perhaps, for a man like Mr. LocoSaltine, who climbed on a world that went by too fast, it’s a place around the bend where he could jump off. iotwreports?
Whatever it is, it comes with sunlight and serenity, and is a part of The Twilight Zone.”
I Feel Pretty.
Instant Karma loud
That Smell, Skynard
Penguins by Lyle Lovett…
Because penguins are so sensitive… penguins are so sensitive to my needs.
@Frank – Chicago?
A hearty round of applause peppered with Bravo! and Good Job! would be great.
I like Cage today, but in my youth I’d have preferred Mississippi John Hurt’s Candyman
Whiter Shade Of Pale
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W-fIn2QZgg
I’m going home by Ten Years After
I Heard I Was In Town
Jimmy Buffett
The Name Game …
Chuck, Chuck bo buck ….
Hank Williams – Angel of Death
Message In A Bottle
The Police
Eruption, Van Halen
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sI7XiJgt0vY
Aaaa aaaa afternoon delight!
OK, no more screwing around.
Bad (Brad) to the Bone.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X9bOsdHckhg
What? Sometimes I sleep in.
Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood – The Animals
King of the Road – Roger Miller
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um5f69T-KIA
//
“The Devils Chasing Me”, Reverend Horton Heat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0vwTocA6lE
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Fn36l_z3WY&w=640&h=360%5D
Extreme Ways – Moby ?, every time I walk in the room it plays…too cool.
Dies Irae……Mozart or Verdi Requiem
Seriously, look at my Avatar, the Imperial March plays when I arrive.
IOTW readers are musically gifted, some damn fine music mentioned here.
My wife’s would be:
“I’m Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home”
by David Frizzell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEv7SDnSwa0 .
I thought Brad would have chosen American Badass.
Big Ball’s In Cowtown by Bob Wills and his Texas Playboys
By Surprise – Joy Williams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbNHIjx9gME .
Thunderball
Tom Jones
Kiss My Ass by Ted Nugent
“You Shook Me” – Led Zeppelin
Won’t Get fooled Again
The Who
Then some asshole from CSI follows me in?
That my be a winner right there. Too funny
I think this is the one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw83O6O_jps
..
Little Walter – I Gotta Go
MJA, I’ll be over at 12:30
Daylight Savings Time starts Sunday 🙂
Aqualung
Jethro Tull
White noise loud enough to cover the sounds of my stealthy approach.
MJA, I’ll be over at 12:30,
Loco, we will all be watching for film on the Animal Planet.
Still crazy after all these years – Simon and Carbunkle
Simple Things – Salvador
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGFEd7uX7iQ .
Cheap Day Return
Jethro Tull
Livin’ la Vida Loca
Geez, of course.
Right in front of my face!
Marshall Tucker Band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJRdQenyUzg
//
Bad_Brads intro:
Les Boys
Dire Straits 🙂
Art For Arts’ Sake
10 CC
Bernie Sanders intro:
The Stroke
Loco, ,WHY do I need to find your song for you?. I’m still crying.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UVKsd8z6scw
MJA’s intro:
American Pie 🙂
Eeew, I love me some Marshal Tucker. Damn that’s some good stuff. Seen them 4 times.
This idea is so funny! And I’ve talked about this for years!! Ever since I heard the opening theme music to the first Law & Order, I thought that’s what I wish would magically play as I “walked around.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz4-aEGvqQM
….
Just listen to this coolness. It’d give you a whole new way of walking around, too.
Death and Transfiguration
Richard Strauss
(ooo…heavy)
Rubio’s intro:
Cuban Crime Of Passion
Jimmy Buffett
I think Debbie Wasserman Schulz would choose Happy Birthday To Me.
Nancy Pelosi’s intro:
Dust N’ Bones
Guns N’ Roses
Now that I looked at the original question again, I’d kinda split between the theme from Jaws and the Johnny Carson intro.
Everyone Else Is An Asshole
Reel Big Fish
Dazed and confused -Led Zeppelin
Enter Sandman
Hillary Clinton intro:
The Walking Dead theme
( As a HUGE TWD fan I am torn about assigning this to that treasonous cow )
When I walk on the range: Navajo Joe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hN1bJqU50iA ..
For the sweet side of me:
The other side of me: Ecstasy of Gold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-rHdSWZLpQ .
Hair Of The Dog by Nazareth
Oops ^^^^^ I didn’t put the selection for the sweet side of me. I mustn’t be sweet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfKmzUBZBD8
@Loco, that asshole song should win this thing. lol
Hillary Clinton: Workin’ on the Chain Gang.
Bad Moon Rising, Creedence Clearwater Revival
or if I’m in a good mood
Jupiter Bringer of Jollity from Gustav Holst’s The Planets
or maybe
Ligeti’s Atmospheres because it’s so damn annoying
Oh heck the truth is Tom Jones Sex Bomb
Snort!
Trampled Under Foot
Led Zeppelin
HELL of a power intro!
Stand back bitches!
Is That All There Is
1040 Blues
Eugina, the Sex Bomb had me warm for your form. The snort, not so much.
LOL Brad, sorry ’bout that. Whose them is ‘I’m Too Sexy’ by the dreadful Right Said Fred.
Surely someone here has ‘Tubthumping’ by Chumbawamba
‘Pissing the night awaaaaaaay’
Balls To The Wall – Accept.
The Baying Of The Hounds by Opeth
Neil young,The Emperor Of Wyomin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4DVOljCpNQ
Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay,
I came to say, I must be going.
I’m glad I came, but just the same,
I must be going. – Groucho
Into the Mystic – Van Morrison
The Theme to Peter Gunn
Enter Sandman
Thorogood – “Who Do You Love” or “Shave and a Haircut”
Monday – Thursday: ‘Walk, Don’t Run’ by the Ventures
Friday: ‘Going Home’ by Mark Knopfler
Saturday: ‘After Hours’ by Sonny Stitt,Sonny Rollins, & Dizzy Gillespie
Sunday: Grieg’s Adagio from Piano Concerto in A, Opus 16 by Van Cliburn
It depends on who’s choosing the music.
Self: “The Carousel Waltz” by Richard Rogers
Black female co-workers: “The Bitch Is Back” by Elton John
Black male co-workers: “Brick House” by The Ohio Players
The Hulk Hogan theme “I Am a Real American”
Back in Black- AC/DC
The Fat Man — Fats Domino
https://youtu.be/ICq9lEqj4cI
.
When driving… Jimmy Buffett – Were You Born An Asshole
“Dixie”.
😉
Led Zeppelin — The Ocean
Since tomorrow is my last day at work…
Had Enough by The Who.
Abigail Adams reminded me of theme songs. This has always been one of my favorites and wouldn’t be bad for walking into a room. Theme from Hawaii Five-O
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwhvByj8YG8.
Sorry. Thought I ended it with a dot.
Quincy Jones – The Streetbeater
https://youtu.be/O20Sljxmy9M
.
Yakety Sax or The Ripper by Judas Priest, purely dependent upon my bipolar disorder.
http://youtu.be/OhpGDCInUoc
http://youtu.be/ZnHmskwqCCQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjl-z9uke7E
Just one of my Favorite to get moving.
Hell’s bells! What about Hail to the Chief? It always makes me want to stand up straight and walk tall (although it hasn’t been working, as it should, lately….)
I have hope for the future. ….Lady in Red
Stuck in the middle with you
I don’t know the name of it, but you usually hear it at a circus when the clowns come on.
Sam, I think that is called “Entrance of the Gladiators” . I offered that one a while back as the song they would play at 0bama’s funeral. 😉
“Send in the Clowns”
@mnhawk, you retiring or just telling them to F.O.?
Best of luck either way!
What else could possibly do…??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQn2pkIFWU4
Hillary’s album. http://youtu.be/r1BCfjbne3s
Bugging out to a place much warmer than Minnesota, and no Obamacare mandates.
“One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer”
Age of Aquarius/ Let the Sun Shine In by KillDozer/ Alce Donut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4nN1pzzx6k
mnhawk, hope you have a way to access the internet from wherever you’re heading to. And a good water filter too! I’d pick a $35 ceramic impregnated with silver, they are good for about a year, cleaned monthly. 🙂
Good luck, stay in touch with us.
The Blue Oyster Waltz from Police Academy
Hoochie Coochie Man
John Lee Hooker.
Fly Me To The Moon
The House is Rockin’ – SRV
Walkin’ up the street you can hear the sound
Of some bad honky tonkers really layin’ it down
Fight the Good Fight – Triumph
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BT1ircqQklo&w=560&h=315%5D
Drum Roll