Confirmed: Trump’s driven the media into the toilet
**Written by Doug Powers
The list of impeachable offenses the media keeps digging up grows by the day:
NBC Washington got its hands on White House work orders, show a request to replace the toilet seat in the Oval Office in late January, and specifies the project be completed “after hours please.”
The Obama’s had all the little things that make a house a home, roaches, ants, mice, rats and squadrons of blow flies. Workers also discovered an extensive library of gay porn stashed in a closet of the master suite.
Also discovered during renovations was the skeletal remains of a Portuguese water dog.
The Trump family is still adjusting to the new surroundings.
I would have replaced the toilet seat, too. I’d like to see the repair bills for all the offices and equipment that was trashed and sabotaged, and do a thorough sweep for e-bugs.
The Obamas and the Clintons refuse to gracefully ride off into the sunset to enjoy their final years. No. Just like White House rats and roaches they keep reappearing. The White House should have a pest control service to keep them out.
I don’t care how extensively the rooms were cleaned, It makes my skin crawl thinking about having to live in a place where that troop inhabited. The Trumps are likely scratching at their scalps unconsciously just being in the place.
Mooch crushed the old one
Every apartment,every house and every boat I have ever bought the first thing to do was to replace the toilet seats.