BabylonBee: HARRISBURG, PA — The hotly contested race for the Pennsylvania U.S. Senate seat has had its share of controversies, but none of them compare to the most recent brouhaha, as new photos have surfaced showing a neck lump with a gross, disgusting politician growing out of it.
The neck lump’s campaign office has issued a statement asking for privacy following the virally-shared photo of the fleshy growth of putrid politician protruding awkwardly from the neck lump.
“The hoodie makes sense now; it was there so the neck lump could hide from view,” said one TMZ journalist. “I’d hide my face too if I had a politician growing out of me like that.”
Dr. Ralph Blanship, who specializes in treatments for malignant politicianomas, when asked whether he believed the politician bulging from the neck lump was a Democrat or Republican, responded that it appeared to be a Democrat. Dr. Blanship then clarified that Republican tumors were just as dangerous, as both had the potential to metastasize and wreak havoc on individuals, families, and even entire societies. more
Heckyl: Fetterman has a hideous lump on his neck.
Jeckyl: I think that’s his head.
LOL!… Good one.
I heard when a reporter asked if Fetterman was cognitively up to the task of being a Senator, Fetterman replied emphatically, “Oook… Blarg… Gwaaka Waaka.”.
His skull just shit it’s pants…
Here’s a thought maybe one of you kind people can suck it out!
@ TheMule
And that was before he had his stroke!!!
OZ AIN’T GREAT BUT AT LEAST HE’S SANE
THE MENTALLY DEFUNCT LIBERALS WILL VOTE INSANE OVER SANE EVERY TIME, EVEN IF THE DUDE’S POSSSESSED BY THE DEVIL HIMSELF
He’s probably running for federal office to get the outstanding health care they voted for themselves, while forcing obummercare on the rest of society. That way it can get the infectious politician properly lanced.
I was wondering where Stelter went after he got fired.
True story:
I played my wife some excerpts from Fester’s Speech last week without telling her who this guy was.
She got pissed at me and said I was mean for laughing at Retards.
Then I told her that he was an actual candidate and was way ahead of Oprah’s Ass Clown…
Reminds me of the time Fetterman waked into a bar with a toad on his head.
The bartender looks up at the toad, then down at Feterman, then back up to the toad agains and sez: “whutz up with that!”
The toad sez: “It started out as a wart on my ass!”
Consultation with Dr. Pimple Popper anyone?
Hey, that “hump” could get him across a desert.
Wasn’t this guy in a 50’s sci-fi movie?
Gee Wally, Lumpy is looking really creepy these days.
I’m making $80/hr selling memes about Fetterman’s neck.
What do you say, Dr. Pimple-Popper; up for the challenge?
Seems it would be difficult to know when to stop squeezing.
His hoodie is going to need a hoodie.
Like in Total Recall, the growth just might be the brains of the operation.
This election is a living breathing IQ test for Pennsylvania.
– Let’s hope they pass.
“Plan 9, From Outerspace”
If they popped that big zit on his neck, he’d probably end up like a big pile of zit goop like in an old cartoon from Mad Magazine where the guy popping zit ended up in a great big goopy mess with all the life sucked out of him.
Thirdtwin – His hoodie is going to need a rumble seat.
… for his Mini-Me!
Like Igor said, what hump?
In the movie it was iGor.
Wasn’t he the star of that 1957 movie “The Amazing Colossally Stupid Man?”
He looks familiar … or that Star Trek bald-headed fat dude with a beard?
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
That’s where the guinea pig brain has been installed.