DMF:
– Atlanta Ga.- A new study released by researchers at the prestigious Ima Derriere University of Atlanta, has validated the findings of study done in the last century on the health benefits of large butts. The new study seems to validate previous controversial research done by researcher Sir Mix-A-Lot, whose 1986 publication, “Baby Got Back,” was in the forefront of challenging long-held views about the correlation between butt size and general health.
Published by “Def American” in a video presentation form, the article’s findings were not widely accepted at the time of publication amidst allegations that personal bias had affected the research. The allegations were never denied by Mix-A-Lot whose only response was “I like big butts and I cannot lie.” MORE
Please, no youtube links on this thread.
I know MJA doesn’t have a big keister. Those ankles wouldn’t support it. LOL. I’m sorry MJA, I just couldn’t resist.
Big butts are perfect for people just learning to ice skate.
Did you know…
Reportedly in the basement of the London Museum and Smithsonian there were drawers full of skulls of murdered Australian Aborigines, shot and butchered by hunters hired to boil and ship back those skulls because evolution indicated the Aborigines were sub-human missing links, really no better than animals, and suitable only for study by evolutionary anthropologists. Also, at one time the steatopygia (however it’s spelled) was considered a sure sign that Africans were descended from baboons, rather than human sons and daughters of Adam like the rest of us.
Once it’s set as dogma, there is NO LIMIT to what evolution can lead otherwise reasonable people to do.
A 1980 study conducted by Salvador Dalí and Yosemite Sam found a strong link between intelligence and luxuriant mustaches.
I know a butt load of people that are going to be delighted by this article! Oh yeah, that includes me as well.
Ladies, get down to the hardware store a get whats needed to pump your ass full of caulking. It’s the one missing touch you need to have men half crazed with desire. A big fat dumpy butt is also a great canvas for tattoo’s, piercings, and implanted beads. Don’t forget a plate for your lip. You’ll look fetching.
I don’t get the fascination with big butts or butts at all. Butts are for sitting on the john and doing your business. How is that sexy????