New President of Sanders’ Political Group Slams DNC: ‘They’re Pompous and Arrogant’

7 Comments on New President of Sanders’ Political Group Slams DNC: ‘They’re Pompous and Arrogant’

1. Let them slug it out. With any luck we’ll have two losers.

2. “They tried to seduce us with donuts and water”

   Examine the water!

3. WAKE UP BELL REPUBLICANS!

   WEDGE ISSUE ALERT!

   ATTENTION: exploitation of internecine strife available!

   WORK THE CUT! A few choice tweets could help inflame tensions (WINK -WINK!)

   YUUUUUGE OPPORTUNITY HERE! Republicans need to rub it in by supporting both sides against each other!

   AWOOOGA! AWOOOGA! Sympathize with Bernie by confirming DNC is corrupt and arrogant! Red Light Special ending soon!

   —aw, who am I kidding. Republicans are just awful at politics. You could do 9/10ths of the heavy lifting and they STILL wouldn’t be able to do the other 1/10th by themselves. . .

4. Nice jugs, though.

5. The busty lady in green is correct. It would be more convincing though, if Bernie didn’t take the million $ bribe to shovel Hillary’s manure.

6. Well, tell Sanders to not be like a pilot fish stuck to a whale shark and run as a third party candidate as an Independent or Communist that more accurately reflects who he is.

7. Is that the bitch yelling kill all the white babies?