LidBlog: When the Supreme Court legalized same-sex marriage, some who objected to the ruling opined that this will lead to legalizing polygamy or even group marriages (where two or more couples marry each other). What they didn’t mention was a new kind of marriage trend which also goes against the biblical definition of marriage being between one man and one woman. The new trend is called Sologamy, which defines marriage between one man or one woman – otherwise known as marrying one’s self.
Actually, this predated last year’s court decision, but it has picked up steam in recently. According to First Things, the practice began over twenty years ago. MORE
Narcissm at its’ finest.
Yeah right, I tried to get a protection order against myself to make myself stay at least fifty feet away from myself but couldn’t the cops to enforce it!
Yeah, instead of sologamy, I’d like to see a little narcisscide.
So how do you sexually consummate a marriage to yourself?
You should have figured that out by the age of 12.
Sounds like a tax dodge.
I was a lousy date.. Bought myself a happy meal and couldn’t even get a hand job
if you were a hermaphrodite you could have sex with yourself and get married. Woo hoo, sex all by your lonesome and if someone told you to go eff yourself you could do it. GROSS!
GM, they should’ve got a happier meal at their local porn/fast food outlet where the prize inside is an inflatable blow up sex doll.
Good…now he/her/it can pay twice the amount of 0shitcare or pay twice the Liberty tax.
I bet the “couples” first dance was a little awkward
I love myself,
I think I’m grand.
When I go to the movies
I hold my hand:
I give myself flower with ease,
and grace,
And when I get fresh…
I slap my face!
Just more mental illness.
Did Mr. Happy decide he needed a break today?
😛
Barack, that’s really you, isn’t it?
😉
But who got to keep the kids?
Gives whole new worlds of meaning to “Go **** yourself.”
How does the preacher decide who is the husband and who is the wife?
Gee Wally, I guess that advice he wuz given musta finally sunk in.
What advice Beave?
Over the past seven years millions of people have told him “Go fuck yerself!”