New York: Goat Yoga has been canceled

12 Comments on New York: Goat Yoga has been canceled

1. They should have handled this with Kid Gloves.

   I’m leaving , I’m leaving….

   The bad news is, I’m off to the Liquor Store

   Buckle Up and hide the Chilruns.

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2. Can We have the Edit button work for screen Names too?

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3. The amount of Muslim men signed up for the class dropped like a rock after this announcement

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4. The privileged, white, mentally challenged, city dwellers will not stop to find other “city approved” animals that can give them a downtrodden life experience.

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5. What is it with liberals, terrorists and goats?

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6. New York’s infamous rats were found to be too uncooperative during the workouts, light bulb went off when someone suggested baby goats and it proved wildly popular.
   The city’s officials cited cases where baby goats have bitten and severely injured yoga practitioners in the past and could not allow further use of the vicious little creatures.
   They also reminded the participants of the past problems created when the city’s large homosexual community incorporated rodents in their sexual practices.

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7. I hereby declare this the new theme song for situations like this.
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy8SIWTyJNs .

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8. RosalindJ ~ Thanks! Never heard of Trevor, but he reminds me of Weird Al. Funny and maybe true (to point) video.

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9. Goats and Yoga…sounds like something the Spirit Cookers do. Just a wee bit demonic for me.

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10. They’re awfully cute, though.
    I assume NY has farmland they can rent, right?
    Are they too uppity to workout over there? lol

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11. Just so we’re clear…..NO goat humping in NY?

12. Fookin goat yoga????? WTF? What will these kumquats come up with next?

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