New York gunman kills apartment resident, flees, trips over his drooping trousers, accidentally shoots himself … dies. Story at Not The Bee.
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I hope that this perps last name wasn’t Klutz. Man, make sure that your pants aren’t hanging down around your ankles next time.
must be hard to shake your ass, operate a negro-phone, hold up your pants, work a firearm @ the same time
Thanks IOTW.
I needed a Good News story to start the day.
(another carbon Tax was added to Gasoline in Canuckistan on “Canada Day” as per our Great Leader.)
FWIW:
The Bee has a Gender Video with the Blue Alien General Florg. Very Funny.
Was this trip really necessary?
Those darned Amish!
Or was he a Christian Fundamentalist White Supremecist-ist?
Was he wearing a MAGA hat?
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
I’m not sure if his fashion sense or lack of trugger discipline was more appalling.
Guess the devil can decide.
I won’t say RIP in this instance.
Because he’s going to find that very hard to do in hell.
Hoodie? Check
Mask? Check
Cinching up drawers for a fast getaway?
Crap.
Damn, karma comes quickly sometimes.
Damn, now who are his family members going to sue? Apartment owners? Levi’s? I guess they missed out on the Ghetto Lottery on this one. If only a cop had shot him, they’d be “movin’ on up”!
If he’d only worn a belt, he might still be alive to commit another crime. Why do dumbass young black men not wear belts? Be like the old black guys who wear their pants halfway up to their neck, cinch it up tight and he’d be stylin and live to be an old guy, maybe.
So disappointed! I thought there would be a video, 🙁
Hell of a fashion statement.
Another example of the gene pool improving under the theory of addition by subtraction.
accidentally shoots himself … dies.
Happy ending.
…its not a choice, actually…
https://cdn.quotesgram.com/img/26/18/796151256-skeleton.jpg
In another article, a witness stated, “He was down on the steps, covered in blood,” he said. “His pants were down past his waist. You could see his ass.”. Good observation, sir.
😂
aardvark,
shhhh.
Don’t give them any tips.
cheers.
I think I’ll start a movement cha-ching! $$$
“gunperson”