Why are NY and NJ expecting a nuclear strike? This video is unintentionally hilarious:
H/T SNS
33 Comments on New York’s Nuclear Preparedness PSA
Whoa, incompetent.
If you WERE outside during the blast, you’re either dead, blind (and in shock), or, the blast was far away and no ‘radioactive particles’ have touched you yet because the shockwave hasn’t reached you.
Gamma and beta radiation don’t require you to “get clean” – only alpha particles and radioactive isotopes need to be washed off.
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I smell a flase flag event.
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“Why are NY and NJ expecting a nuclear strike?”
Why not?
They ARE NY and NJ, after all. Even other countries are tired of their weak BS.
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” Stay Tuned” … stay tuned to what ??? do you think your precious cell phone will work? What do you think will survive the EMP ?? Are you just going to turn on your TV and listen to Rachel Madcow ??
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I live in NJ. It deserves to be nuked.
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“” Stay Tuned” … stay tuned to what ??? do you think your precious cell phone will work? What do you think will survive the EMP ?? Are you just going to turn on your TV and listen to Rachel Madcow ??”
Exactly. Perfect response.
Pre-trauma attitudes rarely match post-trauma attitudes.
That’s why we respect our vets. They’ve been there.
8
And you expect there to be water and electricity?
Complete morons…
And she smiles while talking about a horrific situation.
(I assumed a she, am I a homophobe?)
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I thought it was Nucular…
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“Why are NY and NJ expecting a nuclear strike?”
Because Orange Man Bad!
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Was that AOC Instructing Us? Because those suggestions seemed about right from her. ….You got This! YAY Us!
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She (it) forgot to tell us to hide under our desks.
2
Lastly, put your head between your knees and kiss your ass good-bye.
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Everyone above is absolutely correct, but missing the point. The idea is for people to feel good no matter what we’re about to hear.
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Heh, i notice YT comments are turned off on this one. Guess they can learn some things.
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Serious gang trouble in NYC….
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Drop ‘n roll.
Duck and cover.
Wait!
Crouch against the wall and cover your head. That was the drill in my grade school. And my town had one of those big WWII air raid sirens on a tall tower that they tested every Wednesday at noon. Hearing it (without knowing what time it was) used to send chills up my spine.
These days, just put me at ground zero.
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I knew charging $650 a ticket for Hamilton would eventually bite NYC back.
5
Looks like New York is planning to lock down the population again. Saps
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So, we might be getting nuclear energy after all?
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Didn’t the stupid duck and cover drills that I participated in back in the late 50’s and early 60’s when I was in 1st and 2nd grade teach us anything about the futility of surviving a nuclear attack? Bert the turtle was full of shit and even I knew that when I was 6 and 7 years old. It was paranoia then and still even more paranoia now. There is nothing new under the Sun, same old bullshit, new era that’s still running scared of a nuclear attack. Will it be the Russkies now, the Chicoms, radical pisslamicists or just a plain old left-wing nut who starts a new scare of being nuked. And just for your info you will not survive a nuclear blast by hiding inside a lead lined (who has a lead lined fridge?) refrigerator like Indiana Jones did in the last Indiana Jones movie, no way, no how that will ever happen.
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Yeah, I remember duck and cover. More like bend over and kiss your azz goodbye.
5
got to be a parody …
but then again, w/ Pedo Pete’s finger on the button, any sort of ‘mishap’ is possible … the man is a walking disaster
1
Ann iffin yous don’t be habbin a basemunt, still one.
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It could be out of fear that the husk will wake up in the middle of the night to go take a leak & instead of flushing the…the, you know, the thing, he pushes the button.
1
They forgot to say step 4 “Bend over and kiss your ass good bye”
1
Spreading the fear. Rolling fear mongers.
Keep huddling indoors so the political thugs can take over without being hampered by deplorables.
Hide, Big Brother will take care of you.
1
She did say “you got this”. I for one feel empowered.
3
“Follow Media”
“Officials will send wireless alerts”
Yeah, do what the media tells ya – “You got this!”
How’d that work out in Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
And those were firecrackers compared to those 50 to 200 Megaton fusion bombs.
But, if it makes the sheep feel safer …
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
1
what? no mention of covering yourself with wet newspapers?
1
Alternative to having to find another pandemic to keep people home and scared.
2
And don’t forget to wear your mask indoors….
4
NYC & NJ are not ‘expecting’ a nuclear blast but they are HOPING for one.
After they made it such an f..in’ disaster, nothing can ‘fix’ it short of a complete ‘redo’.
Opportunity to buy Oceanfront property in say, Schenectady.
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FYI, the BBC was already warning residents about a nuke strike back in April.
Whoa, incompetent.
If you WERE outside during the blast, you’re either dead, blind (and in shock), or, the blast was far away and no ‘radioactive particles’ have touched you yet because the shockwave hasn’t reached you.
Gamma and beta radiation don’t require you to “get clean” – only alpha particles and radioactive isotopes need to be washed off.
I smell a flase flag event.
“Why are NY and NJ expecting a nuclear strike?”
Why not?
They ARE NY and NJ, after all. Even other countries are tired of their weak BS.
” Stay Tuned” … stay tuned to what ??? do you think your precious cell phone will work? What do you think will survive the EMP ?? Are you just going to turn on your TV and listen to Rachel Madcow ??
I live in NJ. It deserves to be nuked.
“” Stay Tuned” … stay tuned to what ??? do you think your precious cell phone will work? What do you think will survive the EMP ?? Are you just going to turn on your TV and listen to Rachel Madcow ??”
Exactly. Perfect response.
Pre-trauma attitudes rarely match post-trauma attitudes.
That’s why we respect our vets. They’ve been there.
And you expect there to be water and electricity?
Complete morons…
And she smiles while talking about a horrific situation.
(I assumed a she, am I a homophobe?)
I thought it was Nucular…
“Why are NY and NJ expecting a nuclear strike?”
Because Orange Man Bad!
Was that AOC Instructing Us? Because those suggestions seemed about right from her. ….You got This! YAY Us!
She (it) forgot to tell us to hide under our desks.
Lastly, put your head between your knees and kiss your ass good-bye.
Everyone above is absolutely correct, but missing the point. The idea is for people to feel good no matter what we’re about to hear.
Heh, i notice YT comments are turned off on this one. Guess they can learn some things.
Serious gang trouble in NYC….
Drop ‘n roll.
Duck and cover.
Wait!
Crouch against the wall and cover your head. That was the drill in my grade school. And my town had one of those big WWII air raid sirens on a tall tower that they tested every Wednesday at noon. Hearing it (without knowing what time it was) used to send chills up my spine.
These days, just put me at ground zero.
I knew charging $650 a ticket for Hamilton would eventually bite NYC back.
Looks like New York is planning to lock down the population again. Saps
So, we might be getting nuclear energy after all?
Didn’t the stupid duck and cover drills that I participated in back in the late 50’s and early 60’s when I was in 1st and 2nd grade teach us anything about the futility of surviving a nuclear attack? Bert the turtle was full of shit and even I knew that when I was 6 and 7 years old. It was paranoia then and still even more paranoia now. There is nothing new under the Sun, same old bullshit, new era that’s still running scared of a nuclear attack. Will it be the Russkies now, the Chicoms, radical pisslamicists or just a plain old left-wing nut who starts a new scare of being nuked. And just for your info you will not survive a nuclear blast by hiding inside a lead lined (who has a lead lined fridge?) refrigerator like Indiana Jones did in the last Indiana Jones movie, no way, no how that will ever happen.
Yeah, I remember duck and cover. More like bend over and kiss your azz goodbye.
got to be a parody …
but then again, w/ Pedo Pete’s finger on the button, any sort of ‘mishap’ is possible … the man is a walking disaster
Ann iffin yous don’t be habbin a basemunt, still one.
It could be out of fear that the husk will wake up in the middle of the night to go take a leak & instead of flushing the…the, you know, the thing, he pushes the button.
They forgot to say step 4 “Bend over and kiss your ass good bye”
Spreading the fear. Rolling fear mongers.
Keep huddling indoors so the political thugs can take over without being hampered by deplorables.
Hide, Big Brother will take care of you.
She did say “you got this”. I for one feel empowered.
“Follow Media”
“Officials will send wireless alerts”
Yeah, do what the media tells ya – “You got this!”
How’d that work out in Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
And those were firecrackers compared to those 50 to 200 Megaton fusion bombs.
But, if it makes the sheep feel safer …
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
what? no mention of covering yourself with wet newspapers?
Alternative to having to find another pandemic to keep people home and scared.
And don’t forget to wear your mask indoors….
NYC & NJ are not ‘expecting’ a nuclear blast but they are HOPING for one.
After they made it such an f..in’ disaster, nothing can ‘fix’ it short of a complete ‘redo’.
Opportunity to buy Oceanfront property in say, Schenectady.
FYI, the BBC was already warning residents about a nuke strike back in April.