I’m a dude and I’m not a feminist…and Nissan deservers this parody for being patronizing to all women.
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Parody Commercial:
— Old man reflecting back on his life, looks into the camerea:
Oldman: I remember when my 14 year old son told me he wanted to be a woman. Cut to image of a younger father with 14 year old son talking
Oldman’s voice over: I said son, they will cut your balls off, you know that right? And he said “Dad, that does without saying” and then I said “Okay son, I love you but just one more question- did they also tell you that you would have to drive a Nissan and shave your legs with Geliet products?
Back to old man smiling and saying: My son went on to be a Delta force Operator and “he” drives a G-ddam, real deal, takes it to Sturgis with a B.I. on the back, Harley. … No amount of success will compensate for failure with your family.
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I just had a flashback to my last female boss….”oh the horror”
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Parody Commercial:
— Old man reflecting back on his life, looks into the camera:
Oldman: I could have been a million dollar mextrosexual but I sacrificed time at the office for time with my kids. Why I remember when my 14 year old son told me he wanted to be a woman. Cut to image of a younger father with 14 year old son talking
Oldman’s voice over: I said son, they will cut your balls off, you know that right? And he said “Dad, that does without saying” and then I said “Okay son, I love you and I’ll support you any way I can but just one more question- did they also tell you that you would have to drive a Nissan and shave your legs with Geliet products?
Back to old man smiling and saying: My son went on to be a Delta force Operator and “he” drives a G-ddam, real deal, takes it to Sturgis with a B.I. on the back, Harley. … No amount of success will compensate for failure with your family.
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Sounds like she could sell Allstate insurance too!
Brilliant.
That is about the long and short of it
I feel sorry for normal young men today
I’m a dude and I’m not a feminist…and Nissan deservers this parody for being patronizing to all women.
Parody Commercial:
— Old man reflecting back on his life, looks into the camerea:
Oldman: I remember when my 14 year old son told me he wanted to be a woman. Cut to image of a younger father with 14 year old son talking
Oldman’s voice over: I said son, they will cut your balls off, you know that right? And he said “Dad, that does without saying” and then I said “Okay son, I love you but just one more question- did they also tell you that you would have to drive a Nissan and shave your legs with Geliet products?
Back to old man smiling and saying: My son went on to be a Delta force Operator and “he” drives a G-ddam, real deal, takes it to Sturgis with a B.I. on the back, Harley. … No amount of success will compensate for failure with your family.
I just had a flashback to my last female boss….”oh the horror”
Parody Commercial:
— Old man reflecting back on his life, looks into the camera:
Oldman: I could have been a million dollar mextrosexual but I sacrificed time at the office for time with my kids. Why I remember when my 14 year old son told me he wanted to be a woman. Cut to image of a younger father with 14 year old son talking
Oldman’s voice over: I said son, they will cut your balls off, you know that right? And he said “Dad, that does without saying” and then I said “Okay son, I love you and I’ll support you any way I can but just one more question- did they also tell you that you would have to drive a Nissan and shave your legs with Geliet products?
Back to old man smiling and saying: My son went on to be a Delta force Operator and “he” drives a G-ddam, real deal, takes it to Sturgis with a B.I. on the back, Harley. … No amount of success will compensate for failure with your family.
Sounds like she could sell Allstate insurance too!
The Nissan Dirty bird commercials were the best.