App.com– MANCHESTER – April Lewis’ walk in the woods took a harrowing turn late Sunday night.
The Quakertown woman, who was staying at America’s Keswick, thought she spotted coyotes in the distance. She didn’t have her cellphone.
Lewis climbed a tree, slicing off a piece of her pants to tie herself to it.
The moment passed, and Lewis was safe from coyotes. But she faced a new hurdle: getting down from the tree.
What is it with women and trees?
“I…….am an Ent!…”
Thank God the guy who heard her cries for help was a smoker!
In a residential area #4 buckshot is just the ticket coyotes.
for coyotes.
What is it with women and trees?
All bachelors out there, plant trees in your yard. You’ll thank me later.
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Wonder if she does that every time she see a domestic dog, they are a bigger threat that a coyote. Just throw a rock and they will run away. Coyotes remind me of spineless politicians.
Feral dogs and even packs of loose pets
can be dangerous. Father in law had his County
Road crew have to shovel beat a pack of big tagged
pets off a man bicyclist that they took down.
And that was in a wealthy, wooded
suburb. If you go into the woods unarmed;
you are asking for trouble.
HAHAHA
and raise coyotes!
” She didn’t have her cellphone.”
Ahhhh, damn. If she’d only had that.
She could have been the avenging angel and kicked the guts out of a few mongrel dogs.
But alas.
Fucking sheep.
We have a couple of packs of urbanized coyotes here that roam our neighborhoods year round. People put all kinds of pet food outside in good weather, so our local ‘yotes are very well fed this time of year. In the winter when the pet food goes away, they hunt housepets instead, cats in particular. Coyotes eat the bones too, so there is usually nothing left to find once kitty goes missing.
They have been here since right after the Great Missoula Flood and will remain long after I am gone…
That’s another good reason to Always Be Carrying
When I walk in my woods; 200 acres, I carry a .45 or 44 magnum.
There are bears and big cats and an occasional trespasser.
I also have 2 K9 with me, they like to go for a walk.
Boy, those Chihuahua’s, when they get to yapping can sure like a coyote!
While I carry a cell phone, it’s my Glock I would have employed.
Gov Perry agrees – even a .380 is better than a cell phone when it comes to coyotes.
A once-a-year customer called me and told me his cat was eaten in his front yard.
He lives in the middle of Dallas. Nowhere near the open country. It was a coyote.
They are running out of “country” and making the best of their situation.
Most people think they are some kind of skinny Shepard mix when they lay eyes on one for the first time.
The last ones I spotted in the city were just standing there checking out things at dusk. I did a double take and cracked a grin as I passed them by.
“If you go into the woods unarmed;
you are asking for trouble.”
Words to live by.
Lately, I would include everywhere else too, though.
Damn Tosk, here’s one place you can shorten the links.
http://www.whatsmyip.org/short-url-machine/
So she would rather die in a tree than get a broken ankle?
Not so sure she’s worth saving.
According to this story, her brain seems a little short on neurons
What other avoidable problems does she give society?
She’s a negative contributor, so far.