AmericanMirror: Where’s Hillary Clinton? Recovering? Catching up on sleep?
After a round of fundraisers in Massachusetts — including one with Cher in Cape Cod Sunday night — Hillary has no public events scheduled until Thursday.
As in roughly 96 hours from now.
Clinton is scheduled — health pending — to appear at a rally in Reno, Nevada on Thursday, according to a posting on her website.
This week, her running mate Tim Kaine will be campaigning more than Hillary. more here
Hey, opening an already-opened jar of pickles can take a lot out of you, ok?!
She’s trying to make that last minute deal with Satan. But it’s too late. Satan is coming for you, you fucking bitch.
Only if they’re shitpickles.
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She’s waiting for her next supply of mail-order catheters to arrive.
Cher and Shrillary fundraising? Damn two old ugly skanks prostituting themselves. Talk about a scary sight. November cannot get here soon enough.
She squirted and pooped a little while opening that jar on the Kimmel show.
http://variety.com/2016/biz/news/hillary-clinton-jimmy-kimmel-donald-trump-1201842456/
The Chrysalis process post pupa stage requires enormous amounts of energy.
Storing nutrients in the cankle region, she draws them up through tubular connections or ‘reverse catheter chelation’
After exertion, the mantis requires periods of rest to remove waste heat, and off-gas.
This must be done in isolation lest innocents be harmed.
“Absence makes the heart grow fonder”
She battling Vince, according to Drudge. It will be a while.http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3753013/Missing-FBI-files-linking-Hillary-Clinton-suicide-White-House-counsel-Vince-Foster-vanished-National-Archives.html
So all she has to do is pop up every 4 days, jacked up on Pervitin, in a cushioned, climate-controlled environment, and perform a simple physical task while sitting down? Nice work, if you can get it.
Trump is healthy as a horse, she’s as preserved as a pickle.
As always Trump wins – this is now mainstream news, and every voter now knows about Killary health concerns.
I can see the Drudge headline:
“Hillary’s In a Pickle”
But I read where Scott Adams called her non-answer to the question “Are you healthy?” brilliant persuasion taught by the master. In that light, he pickle jar was carefully chosen as a ridiculous distraction from her evasion. All we’ll hear from the MSM is light-hearted banter about the silly pickle jar, and the buffoonery of The Healthers.
I wonder if her Goldman Sachs speech contracts included riders for a pillow and leaning stool onstage.. Or maybe she demanded to speak from a comfy chair on a dais. I know, I’m just a wacky Healther. Or whatever label they’re going to give us very soon.
Yo, FDR in Hell,
“Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.”
izlamo delenda est …
I have pretty clear memories of every presidential race since 1964, and I cannot recall any candidate being as out of the campaign loop as Hillary. So she’s having a do on August 24, and her next event on August 31 is closed to the public? And the events she attended this past weekend were fundraisers, which I don’t properly classify as “campaigning.” When is her next PUBLIC event? Early September? Almost two weeks after the previous one?
I don’t care what the reason for her lack of vigor in her campaigning. (I know the medical problems are a tempting focus, but I’m not ruling out plain old-fashioned laziness, either.) I want a full-time president who can address problems 24/7 as they arise, not some lightweight who treats long weekends and light calendars as a birthright.
Thirdtwin,
I would imagine her stools are too soft to lean on…