Poland has 38.5 million people.
There Muslim population is 33,000.
Who’s stupid now?
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Ever hear about the Polish guy that broke his arm raking leaves? Yea he fell out of the tree.
What’s the difference between a Polish Women and a bowling ball? Errrr, well let’s forget that one.
I’m not seeing Israel on the chart….that would be interesting.
Why are Polish and polish spelled the same?
Because Webster couldn’t tell shit from shinola.
If you use toothpaste as an ice cream topping?….you must be a Pollack. (I made that up thank you…thank you very much).
TRUE STORY…..a Polish astronaut was invited to head to space with the Russians back in the 70’s. When they landed back on Earth, the reporters couldn’t help but notice that the back of the Polish traveler’s hands were beat red. When asked why by the reporters, the Pollack stated, “Every time I reached for a button, a Russian guy would slap my hand and say, ‘don’t touch that….don’t touch that…”
The UK and Sweden have under 5% and look at the fucking problems those countries are having-I’ve heard we’re at around ~3% and at the rate President Motherfucker is importing them, we’ll soon be there too.
Yeah, knock it off. My Polish mom and dad had four little Polish chillrun, and we get rather testy about all this. Sure, you love us on the Tuesday before Ash Wednesday, when you can get those paczyki (filled doughnuts).
Well, they HAVE had quite a lot of experience dealing with Jew-haters…
Leave Poland alone. Their schools, universities, museums and libraries were decimated by Germany during WW2 to destroy Polish culture.
Norway deserves some credit, too.
Their new prime minister is a Conservative female and last year she started deporting muzzies that have ties to radical groups.
Last year, they deported around 7,000…a drop in the bucket, according to the chart.
But still, violent crime went down by over 30% !
http://www.politicalears.com/blog/is-anybody-surprised-norway-deports-muslims-crime-rate-drops-31/
Being Polish, I love a good Polish joke. But nobody beats our Easter food–pierogi, kielbasa, kapusta, babka bread. Mmmmmm…….Wesolego Alleluja!
That’s because every time a Polish guy goes to convert to Islam, they end up getting baptized.
It’s a Catholic joke, ya know.
Why do Polocks go to other European countries?
To teach.
Fuck U unwelcome bitches. Welcome muslims who rape your woman. Your choice.