Diogenes’ Middle Finger:
We were not actually worried that Ricky Maddow might had been poisoned by the Russians in retaliation for her constant, night-after-night, backbreaking work of reporting on the very weird and byzantine story of Russia’s hacking of the 2016 election and Team Trump’s possible collusion, being as far up the ass of the Russia story as she is.
But the lefty hate spewing forums were ablaze all weekend as to what had happened Ricky last week. From a really bad pneumonia flu sniffle, possibly made worse by exhaustion, to being kidnapped or poisoned by the Russians.
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Dammit.
The weirdest part is that people noticed she was gone.
Well it isn’t as if she’s on Killary’s list – that’s when you really become concerned as to whether they are alive.
Where was He ? I didn’t see it !
I’m still thinking Rehab.
2 weeks is about right for an initial detox.
So there will be a Chapter Two.
She’s already at that psychotic-Charlie Sheen-tigers blood-winning!!! stage of mania.
Matter of time before Ricky has to go Full Sheen 2.0 and confess she contracted HIV from shooting up with underage tranny hookers at a Target mensroom glory hole.
She was recovering from getting kicked hard in the balls by her live-in Girl Scout camp counselor. She swelled up to the size of BBs and didn’t want to move until they got back to normal. Since they’ll never be normal, she just gritted her teeth and carried on.
Fill in the blanks:
Maddow went to A because B .
Answers:
A) I don’t care
B) I couldn’t care less
Maybe he had some kinda nasty cheese funk. Needed a quick sandblast and de-stank.
… there are some turds that just won’t flush …….
Romantic getaway with Rosie, Richard Simmons, and Michael Moore?
Oh Shit! I didn’t know she/he/it was gone, ’cause the only time I see him/her/it is on IOTW Report.
Just for the record, this Rickey wasn’t poisoned by the Russians, either. That is all…
Ok so it’s Re-Hab, at Girl Scouts Camp… I’ll Buy that !
Shave it’s head and it would look like a miley or a beebster.
ugh.
amphetamine or cocaine and she hasn’t kicked it, she had a mini psychotic break, she’s back down to just being manic again.
Maybe she finally moved to Canada.
We could only hope…