Stilton’s Place: My sentiments about entering a new year are somewhat less than enthusiastic because it’s a virtual certainty that A) 90% of the new year will be the same crap as last year, and B) 10% will be a lot worse. And without that feeling of a fresh beginning, it struck me that “no year is a ‘new’ year anymore.”
At which point the spirit of Guy Lombardo violently entered my body (I won’t be able to ride my unicycle for a week) and when I awakened I found I’d somehow written the lyrics to a big band song. And thanks to AI, which was apparently possessed by Lombardo’s Royal Canadians, I give you this new holiday anthem (closed captions recommended to savor the cynicism)…
h/t Doc.
There is one thing to look forward to. The shit has finally hit the fan and we all knew it had to happen.